- 10:15 PM - 5:00 AM, Monday -
Tuesday, July 31st - August 1st, 1995:
SHOW 29
- Harvey for three hours is just
too much. I get paid an extra hour, but it's not worth
the $5.50 an hour. Actually $4.44 after taxes. That's
insane. Almost $100 in taxes in two weeks. god, that,
after taxes, leaves me clearing $177.60 a week if I
work 40 Hrs. If I got 40 hours a week all year like
this, I'd still only clear $9,235.20 and gross
11,440.00. There is nothing good about these numbers.
Ahh well, I think I get a raise in 1996. I hope. Back
to brain dead. His first hour was horrendous. How can
he not be able to figure out the system by now. I've
said over, and over, and over, and over again end your
sentances before a break with WTVN so I know when to
hit the buttons, but he's always like: "And we're
going to a break, uh, yes, right.....uhm, now." For
christ sake if you just end with the numbers our 1-800
number ends with 610 WTVN!!!! But no, he says the
numbers in the middle of other people talking. Carmen
and I are going nuts! Oh, and Carmen tells me Cannon
is on from 11:00 - 2:00 the rest of the week. Fuckin'
shit. ANYWAY, Harvey's last two hours were OK, but if
he doesn't figure out how to read and remember how to
give me an out cue...and they're giving talk time to
him!?! The man is radio illiterate, and he will not
learn. If he would just turn the station on for a
couple hours, like I did, he'd see how it works.
Anyway, I got on the air and talked about me losing my
contestment of a ticket earlier in the day. I didn't
play music until 4:40. I played a song during the
trivia hour to get people's names, but otherwise it
was all talk. The first hour was my best ever. Had, a
clerk at the court house call in, a lawyer called in,
they all said I got screwed, and that I should've
pleaded Not Guilty, and taken it to another trial. I
won't explain the whole thing, but I got ripped
because of a mathematical error on the judge's part
that I believed, while I was up there, and when I got
the real fine, I couldn't go back and bitch. Oh well,
it provided for one helluva good radio
hour.
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- 8:30 AM, Tuesday, August
1st, 1995:
- I call Bill to set up a meeting
this Thursday...and he heard the hour. He loved it,
said it was my finest hour. I then asked him if I
could have a Beatles hour before the trivia and he
said yes if I could incorporate the callers. Oh yes.
I'm going to cart up all the backwards masking the
Beatles did and have a ball. I'll make it like a
"everything you wanted to know about the Beatles, but
were afraid to ask" Hopefully some Die-Hard fans will
call up. I am pumped.
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- 11:45 PM - 5:15 AM, Tuesday
- Wednesday, August 1st - 2nd, 1995:
SHOW 30
- What was to be the best show of
my life, turned out to be the worst night I could ever
imagine. Now that's a little extreme, but it was
baaaaad. First of all I went in over 2 hours early to
prepare. Had some spectacular things on cart. #9,
Abbey Road, end of Pepper, all of it. What wasn't on
cart I was just going to use a CD: "I buried Paul",
chair squeeking in Pepper, lots of cool stuff. I'm all
ready, and find out I can't change the time mode on
our CD players and therefore I can't que up the CD. It
all fell apart. My articulation was atrocious and I
was lost. I had my script typed out, and once that was
screwed up all hell broke loose. I got to one of the
carts and it was good enough on merit of the subject
itself, but I sounded soooo amaturish and listening to
the tapes later... Then my dad calls and makes fun of
me on the air (not knowing I was on the air) and that
was bad. Overall the entire studio was just a mess,
shit everywhere, callers out the ass. So at the news I
relax and Tom calls, from Hilliard, my favorite
caller, and we have a good talk, and I tell him how
shitty things have been. Then George the News guy
flags me down. I thought I had missed his cue, and I
was on, so I pot down the ABC News by habit and hit my
song. All that was wrong was ABC News was on (sigh),
and now all 3 are going, he's goin' nuts...finally I
see what happened and turned everything off. I felt
soooo bad. I tried to apologize, and of course Bower's
there, the guy I fucked up before, I just felt like
such a novice today. I said I owed him breakfast. I'm
so pissed. Later, a black guy called and said 2 drug
dealers were holding his brother hostage and he needed
$100 get him back. It was MUCH more complicated than
that, and I believed him. He had called the police and
they wouldn't help 'cause no one was hurt, and he
didn't want the dealers to think he had called the
police on him. Oh well, if Rodney Simmons is in the
obituaries I'll feel bad, otherwise it was a scam for
$100. So the night ended. The worst night I'll
hopefully ever have. I never want to think about this
again.
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- 12:45 AM - 5:00 AM,
Thursday, August 3rd, 1995: SHOW 31
- A fairly normal evening, until
the scandal hit. Carmen warned me that Cannon was
goin' nuts because he couldn't find his Tecumseh
tickets. The ones I gave away on Monday and on
Tuesday. Well Cannon stays later after his shift and
is in the producers room on the computer. At 2:45 I
walk in and say: "So whatcha studyin'?" "It's a letter
to Bill White....PERSONAL." He didn't yell personal,
it was actually quite monotone and quiet, but the
sting was loud, "sorry..." and I walked out. So
Cannon's pissed at me. At the time I didn't equate the
missing tickets and me, then I realized after he was
gone. He calls later and out 'n' out asks me. I
explained the story, and the fact that I was given
permission by Jan, and that Bill said those were the
"prizes for that time slot". He seemed understanding.
Anyway, I'm meeting Bill later today. Hopefully I can
get some support from Bill & Jan...(maybe Bobby
and Marsha will come too). Sorry, I can only think of
Jan one way...the middle child. The night itself was
very routine. Burgundie was with me because she still
can't sleep too well. I think she was the saving grace
from Cannon confronting me in person. Uh....let this
be funny 2 years from now.
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- 11:10 AM, Thursday, August
3rd, 1995:
- Bill called me back today and
when I said: "Hello" he said: "What do you want" He
says that every time, but for a guy who I consider
"Mr. Happy", it always throws me off. When you're
sitting there, you know, but on the phone it's erie.
I'll find out at 3:00 if he's really pissed or
not.
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- 3:00 PM, Thursday, August
3rd, 1995:
- Meeting #7. (I want Bill to be
pissed at me. Please Bill, yell at me. Just once, just
once say: "Goddammit Adam, if you do this one more
time you're outta here." Maybe not that, but can ya
just frown? A grunt maybe, yes.....a grooaan. If he
did that, I would feel better. Now don't get me too
wrong, he is serious, and in fact he said: "Now Adam,
I'm gonna have to give this speech to you, someone
gave it to me..." Here it is, the moment I've dreamt
of....He is gonna lay down the law, tell me to shape
up, tell me that Beatles hour was
hell.........no.....he didn't, he tells me that I am
sooo far advanced for my age that I need to be careful
when I go back to school. to "keep it in check". That
I've learned more in 2 months than I'll ever learn in
college. That was it. You know Mr. Happy, I would
expect a little more from you. :-)
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- So obviously things went well.
By the time Jan was there it was a funny joke. "Let's
make fun of Cannon Day"...but REALLY harsh. They said
he was a big baby, and I did nothing wrong, and
proceeded to give me more prizes to give away at my
leisure. It was almost too much. I wanted it to be
funny 2 years from now, not later that day. I felt bad
about them making fun of Cannon. I understand why he'd
be so hurt that Jan or Bill would say: "It's OK to go
in his desk to get his prizes" I felt bad doing it. So
I tried to cut the Cannon roast short. I got 2 WTVN
T-shirts to wear at the fair. That is going to be
awesome. I will be doing live 1 minute feeds from the
fair. Isn't that awesome! I also found out I am on
until next weekend, and get this: I will work from
12-9, and then be at the fair at 11-6. Holy shit. I'll
do it for the money. Then on August the 14th, I'm
going camping for 5 glorious days...I hope. So
everything is cool, in fact it made me look great but
stepped on Cannon's feelings. I'm gonna write him a
letter. Oh, and Bill said not to have guests in the
studio with me. He understood about Burgundie because
of the break-in, but as the boss he felt he should say
that. Once again, Mr. Happy layin' down the law. Ya
know, I respect him more that way. It's like he is so
great at his job that I knows the best way to get
through to people. Cannon told me that he's seen him
pissed before. Funny enough, Cannon is the reason that
this "no guest" rule is in effect. I guess he brought
someone in, and somethin' got fucked up, and there was
a lawsuit. That's amazing.
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- 1:30 AM - 5:45 AM, Friday,
August 4th, 1995: SHOW 32
- Carmen told me that Cannon got
chewed out. Of course on the air he says: "Adam
Kontras is up next. Yeah Adam went into my desk, and
when I talked to the boss, I was the one that got
chewed out." WHAT THE HELL. I was pissed. I went in
there and apologized and he said it's all over, no
need. He said: "Bill was pissed because he's trying to
mold someone who has a lot of basic talent, and you're
yellin' at him about this?!?!" Cannon said some other
things about how he's a disorganized wreck, but I
couldn't quite believe he would say that about himself
in all honesty...although he is. I said it's still
shitty they said I could go into your desk, I felt bad
about it to begin with. He agreed and said the only
thing that really pissed him off is that they didn't
tell him. Understood. The night was very smooth.I was
smokin'
on trivia. Later on I
gave away prizes for stumpin' me twice in a row, no
one could! I was kickin' ass. A lot of people call me
and say that they went to the library, or they went
and bought books on the Beatles. They say they're
really getting into them because of me. That's the
best thing I think could come of this.
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- 10:45 PM - 12:30 AM, Friday
- Saturday, August 4th - 5th, 1995:
- So I get there and prepare and
Chris Joos comes in and simultaneously, it's like:
"What are you doin' here?" Mike told me wrong, they
didn't need me on Saturday. The streak ends at 14.
Great. I get to go home. Of course I fall asleep at
about 2:00 and get up at 10:00 totally screwing up my
schedule. Oh well, I'll sleep today. I've got 6 hours
on the air, 3 hours running the board, then 3 hours at
the fair. I'm gonna be wasted. I am pissed that the
overnight streak is broken.
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- 11:15 AM - 6:30 AM, Saturday
- Sunday, August 5th - 6th, 1995:
SHOW 33
- The first thing I find out when
I get there is that the Reds Game was cancelled, and
that there's a double header starting at 12:02
tomorrow. There goes my gig at the fair. Oh well. The
night was slow at first, which really I like. I like
to get into the groove for awhile until 3:00 which
carries callers well into the 5:00 hour. No mistakes,
nice and easy. Trivia was fun, but I got killed. Then
Jack comes in at 6:00!!!! He informs me that he's
doing this for 1 more week. Oh, great, another 3 hours
of work I get to lose. Well, I'm at home, and it's
7:00, so that's nice. And I get the whole day to
myself with Burg. Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy.
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- 11:15 PM - 5:00 AM, Sunday -
Monday, August 6th - 7th, 1995:
SHOW 34
- Look out, 2 full shifts in a
row. You know, I'm really gonna be goin' through
withdrawal when this is over. Oh well. Had a theme
tonight of "Brushes with celebrity". Spawned some good
calls. Trivia was alright, 5-5. Made no major
mistakes, even turned on George's mic because he
forgot. People tell me that they're gonna meet me at
the fair, and I'm just plain worried. I can pass for
23 maybe....but people guess late 20's, usually 30+.
Oh well, I'll take my earrings out and look older. BC
is back from vacation and I was the first to welcome
him.
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