(click the picture above for
the mp3 and click the YouTube
embed below for the video)
Entry
#80
Well if you can't
be original, I guess you can always
shitty-back.
So
Toby set the bar with his Cat
Shkit
(filling a cup with pennies and catshit
and giving it to a cashier who unknowingly
spreads it out on his counter) and Jimbo
wanted to do something comparable. I
figured the only thing left would be
human feces...sounds reasonable
enough, right?
The
reaction however, just wow. Thank you to
Natasha for videotaping this bit.
Certainly fun to see one after sitting in
the studio and imagining
everything.
The
big story here was of course that after
being turned down by the first
cashier...he went to another place and the
guy fuggin' poured the crap on his counter
and had no problem wading through it to
count the pennies. And to end it all, he
picked the shit back up and put it in
their cup when he was
finished.
Didn't
see that comin'...
And we
now introduce guilt to the Late
Show. I mean - we're trying to piss people
off...but this just makes me feel BAD. No
one should have to wade through human
feces to count pennies. Ever. If I had
actually been there I'm not so certain I
wouldn't have just taken it back and gone:
"No dude, sorry - you win the nicest guy
of the year award".
That or he was
just mentally retarded, and I mean that in a
completely "scientific term" way and not to poke fun.
Dude just can't be right in the head (like we're all
sane for shitting in a cup and putting pennies over it
- lol), but it's an interesting video for
sure.
If only
I knew what Jim's crap was foreshadowing...
(sigh)