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Entry #13
 
Dating in the public eye. Always wondered what radio would be like as a single man. Two words: "Unbefuckinlieveably crazy".
 
The stories within of course are all completely true. What a crazy year. I say that because these were just the girls I liked enough to actually be pissed if they didn't return my calls. There isn't a song long enough for the others...ha. Seriously, late night show on the radio + studio next to a bar + listener bits = everything you can imagine.
 
It was a wonderful moment of revenge for me to actually use their real names in the song. You knew they'd hear it since they were listeners to begin with. Never heard from them again though. Teases. :-)
 
A big thank you to Whitney, Amy and Christi who did the phone calls in the middle so well. Christi in particular (the last one) just has the perfect tone for this and I ended up using her in a future song (...That You're Bi) and she's just funny as hell. Certainly a listener favorite and this would later become quite the hit in my 4tvs act.
 
SCREW YOU
PARODY OF THE SPECIALS' "IT'S YOU"
 
Sara and I had made some plans for Sunday,
Then she decided to just go away,
She didn't phone me to say she was alright,
I worried about her all freakin' night,
 
Screw you, Sarah screw you.
Screw you, Sarah screw you,
(Screw you, screw you, screw you)
 
I danced with Kate all through the night,
We talked for hours everything was right,
Gave me her number, guess I should have learned,
I called for a week and she never returned,
 
Screw you! Yes Kate Screw You!
Screw you, yes Kate screw you,
(Screw you, screw you, screw you)
 
And when you choose, to come back to me,
Here's what you'll hear, I guarantee,
Oh let this be, a lesson to you,
Come back hear me say screw you,
 
Screw you, oh yes screw you,
Screw you, oh yes screw you,
(Screw you, screw you, screw you)
 
"I'm sorry, I can't, I've gotta baby-sit"
 
"Uhm, well, my grandma...
uh I have to be with my grandmother,"
 
"Jenny, there's no Jenny here,
But you sure sound like you have a purty mouth,"
 
"Oh, gosh, you know I'd love to,
I have to redo the drywall in my bathroom,
and I also have to change the oil in my car"
 
"Well, see, my dad needs a kidney, and I'm the only match..."
 
"Well, I have a spanish composition due tomorrow,
and I really need to start working on it,"
 
"Oh, sure I'd love to go Adam <STATIC>
Ada<STATIC> I can't hear y..."
 
Oh yes screw you, oh yes screw you,
Screw you, oh yes screw you,
(Screw you, screw you, screw you)
 
You called me up and said you wanted to swing,
I took the time to arrange everything,
Each time I called you had a different excuse,
What have I done to deserve this abuse,
 
Screw you, Emily screw you,
Screw you, Emily screw you,
(Screw you, screw you, screw you)
 
1-2-3! Screw you, oh yes screw you,
Screw you, oh yes screw you,
(Screw you, screw you, screw you)
 
Screw you, oh yes screw you,
Screw you, oh yes screw you...