- Entry
#13
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- Dating in the
public eye. Always wondered what radio would be like
as a single man. Two words: "Unbefuckinlieveably
crazy".
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- The stories within
of course are all completely true. What a crazy year.
I say that because these were just the girls I liked
enough to actually be pissed if they didn't return my
calls. There isn't a song long enough for the
others...ha. Seriously, late night show on the radio +
studio next to a bar + listener bits = everything you
can imagine.
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- It was a wonderful
moment of revenge for me to actually use their real
names in the song. You knew they'd hear it since they
were listeners to begin with. Never heard from them
again though. Teases. :-)
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- A big thank you to
Whitney, Amy and Christi who did the phone calls in
the middle so well. Christi in particular (the last
one) just has the perfect tone for this and I ended up
using her in a future song (...That You're Bi) and
she's just funny as hell. Certainly a listener
favorite and this would later become quite the hit in
my 4tvs act.
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- SCREW YOU
- PARODY OF
THE SPECIALS' "IT'S YOU"
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- Sara and I
had made some plans for Sunday,
- Then she
decided to just go away,
- She didn't
phone me to say she was alright,
- I worried
about her all freakin' night,
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- Screw
you, Sarah screw you.
- Screw
you, Sarah screw you,
- (Screw
you, screw you, screw you)
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- I danced
with Kate all through the night,
- We talked
for hours everything was right,
- Gave me her
number, guess I should have
learned,
- I called for
a week and she never returned,
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- Screw
you! Yes Kate Screw You!
- Screw
you, yes Kate screw you,
- (Screw
you, screw you, screw you)
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- And when you
choose, to come back to me,
- Here's what
you'll hear, I guarantee,
- Oh let this
be, a lesson to you,
- Come back
hear me say screw you,
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- Screw
you, oh yes screw you,
- Screw
you, oh yes screw you,
- (Screw
you, screw you, screw you)
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- "I'm
sorry, I can't, I've gotta
baby-sit"
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- "Uhm,
well, my grandma...
- uh I
have to be with my
grandmother,"
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- "Jenny,
there's no Jenny here,
- But
you sure sound like you have a purty
mouth,"
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- "Oh,
gosh, you know I'd love
to,
- I
have to redo the drywall in my
bathroom,
- and
I also have to change the oil in my
car"
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- "Well,
see, my dad needs a kidney, and I'm the only
match..."
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- "Well,
I have a spanish composition due
tomorrow,
- and
I really need to start working on
it,"
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- "Oh,
sure I'd love to go Adam
<STATIC>
- Ada<STATIC>
I can't hear y..."
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- Oh yes
screw you, oh yes screw you,
- Screw
you, oh yes screw you,
- (Screw
you, screw you, screw you)
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- You called
me up and said you wanted to swing,
- I took the
time to arrange everything,
- Each time I
called you had a different excuse,
- What have I
done to deserve this abuse,
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- Screw
you, Emily screw you,
- Screw
you, Emily screw you,
- (Screw
you, screw you, screw you)
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- 1-2-3!
Screw you, oh yes screw you,
- Screw
you, oh yes screw you,
- (Screw
you, screw you, screw you)
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- Screw
you, oh yes screw you,
- Screw
you, oh yes screw you...
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