- Entry
#11
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- Lost in the
bluntness of the title is that I actually like Hanson.
Every verse is basically saying that I'm completely
jealous of them and think they're talented as hell.
Everything said in the song is 100% true. I did of
course leave out what I was doing while watching TV
and then thinking they were girls rocking out. (sigh).
I quit soon after, but that embarrassing moment was
certainly the catalyst for this song. :-)
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- This was another
song that I heard so much instrumental that I had to
try and make a song out of it. This works better than
Dinner 'cause the chorus is just catchy as hell. Heh,
"they get more pussy than me." That's awesome. It was
time for me to be on FM don't you think?
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- HANSON HAS TO DIE
- PARODY OF
THE SMASHING PUMPKIN'S
"PERFECT"
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- I could've
sworn that they had boobs,
- When I saw
them on the tube,
- But when I
found out they were boys,
- The music
turned to noise,
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- Hanson
simply has to die,
- Hanson
simply has to die,
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- The youngest
one is three,
- He makes
more money than me,
- The kid
knows how to drum,
- When I was
three I barely hummed,
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- Hanson
simply has to die,
- Hanson
simply has to die,
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- Heaven
knows, they were put here to haunt
me,
- With their
prepubescent catchy melodies,
- As is fate,
my little brother thinks their
great,
- And he
constantly compares their stuff to
me,
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- I I hear
MM-Bop one more time,
- I promise
I'll commit a crime,
- They're
little bastards can't you see,
- They get
more pu**y than me,
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- Hanson
simply has to die,
-
- Heaven
knows, they were put here to haunt
me,
- With their
prepubescent catchy melodies,
- As is fate,
my little brother thinks their
great,
- And he
constantly compares their stuff to
me,
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- To me,
me...
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