- Entry
#9
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- What a strange,
obscure piece of little art here. I think that's my
way of saying I don't like somthing I've done.
It's art. Ha.
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- Remember
how I mentioned I would just grab a
song because it had enough instrumental
parts and not necessarily because I liked
it? Heh... I actually do like Neil
Finn but this song isn't really parody
material. And the chorus had to be sung
over the original lyrics and the "I must
walk this earth like some forgotten
ethiopian..." is just - lol - laughable at
best. But what it does do, is establish
that they are officially broken
up.
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- And I'd be remiss
if I didn't mention that after this song I
actually friggin' burned ramen noodles.
SCORCHED the pan black to the point of throwing
it out. (sigh). I was working on something on the
computer (imagine that) and completely forgot about
it. The water evaporated and it just scorched with
hardly any smell. When I finally remembered nearly an
hour later I had to laugh. Seriously, how do you burn
ramen noodles?
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- From then on I
used the microwave.
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- BERT CAN'T COOK DINNER
- PARODY OF
NEIL FINN'S "SINNER"
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- Listen
everyone, I've got a new song and it's a
winner,
- It's about
Bert, and about how he can't cook
dinner,
- He's real
cool, at other things, even playing with my
ding-a-ling,
- He's the
one, that keeps me happy,
- But there's
one thing that's so damn crappy,
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- Dinner,
he has never learned,
- Bert's a
beginner, everything gets
burned,
- Forever,
I must walk this world,
- Like some
forgotten Ethiopian,
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- I've tried
really nice to say he's bad,
- But it
always ends up making him mad,
- "Well fu**
you Ernie, you can make your own
dinner,
- Maybe if you
do, your fat ass will be
thinner..."
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- Dinner...
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- "Just one
question there Bert, how do you burn ramen
noodles Bert?"
- "One more
line, out of you, and it's over"
- "Oh don't
get so mad Bert, I'm sure that we can talk it
over,
- It's OK,
we're still gay, but there's one thing I have to
say,
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- Dinner,
he has never learned,
- Bert's a
beginner, everything gets
burned,
- Forever,
I must walk this world,
- Like some
forgotten Ethiopian,
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- "Well
fu** you Ernie, I'm leaving now,
- "Oh Bert,
don't go..."
- "Who's
gonna cook your dinner now? Who's gonna suck
your..."
- "Bert! Ya
can't go there Bert!"
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- Now I'm
really sad, Bert is gone and there's no
winner,
- No food at
all make's Bert's burnt food seem like a
winner,
- Oh, what am
I saying, Bert can't cook dinner...
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