- Entry
#6
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- Havin' music at my
fingertips was friggin' fun.
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- This was the
sequel to the ever so popular "Foot on the Gas" from
WTVN and always a hit with the radio crowd because
they're almost always sitting in their car
thinking exactly what you're
singing.
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- I had to sing over
Billy Joe in a couple of the spots and it made for
some strange lines as I had to either rhyme with what
he was saying or say the exact same words. It's
ridiculous the amount of work some of these parody
songs were. Luckily Green Day liked introducing their
songs with heavy repitition.
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- Oh and remember
the intern "Julie" the one the Night Owl was
undressing with his eyes? She and a writer friend from
the Dispatch and the three of us were all backstage at
the Green Day show at Newport. She started getting in
a fight with Trey Cool about how uncool they were and
all this shit and Trey is like - "You guys should be
happy we even stopped in Columbus." Of course
she's wearing a freakin' 101 shirt and she's pissing
him off royally. I finally step between 'cause she was
just embarrassing herself. The next day I get to read
in the paper about how this brave soul was taking Trey
Cool to task until a "radio weasel" stepped and
stopped them. What the fuck. He must've been oggling
her as well. She did have nice boobs. Radio weasel...
(sigh)
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- Anyway, no Big
Room with these boys. ;-)
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- LEARN HOW TO DRIVE
- PARODY OF GREEN
DAY'S "HITCHIN' A RIDE"
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- You're goin'
23, and it's 45,
- You need to
learn how to drive,
- What are
you? 64? Why don't you drive your
age?
- Feel like a
rat in a cage,
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- "I bet
that book would be better,
- If you
read it at home!!!"
- "Your
left turn signal is still on,
- Why can't
you hear the little clicking
sound!!!??"
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- What part of
green do you not understand?
- I'd love to
give you a hand,
- Oh no rain
on the highway,
- You're goin'
35!
- You need to
learn how to drive
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- "Merge
does not mean stop."
- "Go, go,
GO!"
- "Lady!
That mirror is not for applying
MAKE-UP!"
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- Double
lines-you know you cannot ride,
- Get on the
wagon and learn how to drive,
- Learn how to
drive...
- I didn't
know that K-Mart was handing out free
licenses,
- You must've
been first in line...DRIVE!
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- "why are
you slowin' down?"
- "have you
never been to a 4-way stop
before"
- "if you
think everyone is a tail-gater, doesn't that say
something?"
- "I now
understand why people drive with
guns"
- "Istanbul,
not CONSTANTINOPLE!"
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- Double
lines-you know you cannot ride,
- Get on the
wagon and learn how to drive,
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- (GO
NOWHERE SLOW)
- Learn how
to drive...
- (GO
NOWHERE SLOW)
- Learn how
to drive...
- (GO
NOWHERE SLOW)
- Learn how
to drive...
- (GO
NOWHERE SLOW)
- Learn how
to drive...
- (GO
NOWHERE SLOW)
- Learn how
to drive...
- (GO
NOWHERE SLOW)
- Learn how
to drive...
- (GO
NOWHERE SLOW)
- Learn how
to drive...
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