What a freakin' joke. So Howard
and the gang decide to see who can get the highest
breathilizer rating while at the MTV Awards where they
broadcast their show. The show they are voting on the
parody song finalists, they're trashed out of their
mind. They can barely get through a song without
getting off track and trying to see some chick naked.
They've listened to maybe 5 songs and chosen 3 of
those as finalists. Completely lame songs. People
aren't even singing. They just say a funny joke about
Gary's teeth at the beginning and they can't stop
laughing. So they figure it's good. I realized all
through last week that because my song was just about
my girlfriend being a lesbian, and not...ROBIN being a
lesbian, it'd be a longshot...but it was so well done
in comparison to the others, I was sure it had a
chance. The songs they're picking are so bad, it's
almost like I'm embarrassed to say I'm in the contest.
And they're so freakin' trashed. I cannot BELIEVE
this is what 've been so excited about. I know
it's not over, but I don't even see how they'll
finish the show at this rate. I bet they don't. I
bet it ends like an hour and a half early and they
just go to a "best of" thingee. And I could
NOT be more tired...I fell asleep at like 2
AM, and got up at 3 AM and am trying to listen over
dialpad, but they're all so wasted and annoying it's
useless. Man, my song would just STAND-OUT in
comparison to this shit. I bet mine was weeded out
early for some reason...I can't imagine how this
shit is getting on... Oh well it ain't all over yet.
They're back on again...
4:14 AM
- This is like being with your
drunk friends that you wish would just pass out
already. They are now taking breathalizer tests to see
who's highest. They still need to announce 5 more
finalists. What a joke....what a joke!!!
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE JUST GIVE ME AN HONEST EVALUATION?
Then again, do I really need this
kind of reassurance? Would I be happy if in their
drunken stooper they laughed at my song? Yeah.
I would.
Man, I'm not sure if I can even
listen to this any longer. Who's idea was it to have a
drinking contest? I mean at 7:30 AM, how many
people driving to work wanna hear a bunch of drunk
guys screaming and laughing? Understood, most morning
shows SOUND like a bunch of drunk guys laughing, but
these guy actually are...and it's
pathetic.
4:38
AM - they're trying
to finish this up but they keep reverting
back to the DRUNK tally. This is so
bad. I can't tell if this makes me
want to get BACK into radio, or get
as
FAR AWAY FROM IT AS POSSIBLE....They
did NOT just pick that song. Are you
kidding? That made it? Check out my
reaction...video
- maybe this is all a parody on
us?
YouTube
link added
02.13.09
5:19
AM - now they're interviewing
Kid Rock...and I am DONE.
How completely disappointing.
Every song was about show members - even an OJ song
got booted by Jackie because it wasn't a "Show Member"
song...it sucked...but Jackin moaned because it wasn't
about them - THEY SAID ANYTHING! Oh, why do
I care! It's freakin' 5:21 in the freakin
morning. This is really the most pathetic excuse for a
radio show I've ever heard. I give Howard until the
end of next year until he's off. It's just so bad.
Even the E! show is getting bad. Sex is fun and all,
but unoriginality only goes so far.
Well, at least this is over. All
that's left is the Hollywood Screentest Contest, and
it figures I'll win that one. The only one that has
nothing to do with talent, and only judged on votes.
Then again, this one ain't judged on talent either.
I'll update everyone on my
personal life in another entry. I'm just too damn
tired at this point to keep going. I'm amazed I was
able to update all this while I was
listening.