10:30 PM - 5:30 AM, Monday - Tuesday, April 21st - 22nd, 1997:
Steve had another guest tonight. Didn’t even tell me about him DURING THE SHOW. Just called him himself and did the interview like I didn’t even exist. I wrote about it to Mary Jo. And I can’t for the life of me figure out why they won’t fire him. GIVE ME 11-2. I can’t even believe this. I am about ready to lose it. Gotta have a meeting with Darryl sometime this week. Jesus. AHHHH! (Sigh)
9:00 PM - 6:00 AM, Tuesday - Wednesday, April 22nd - 23rd, 1997:
9:30 PM - 5:30 AM, Wednesday - Thursday, April 23rd - 24th, 1997:
No I’m not lazy, these nights were just exactly the same. Ran Rush, because the Reds had a DAY GAME AND THEY PRE-EMPTED CANNON. HA! And of course Art Bell. It was great. Bliss actually! It was so nice not having to deal with shit for brains. What a cock. I started editing down some old tapes I found during the breaks in running the board. And I talked to the Sheik. How sweet it was.
10:30 PM - 5:300 AM, Thursday - Friday, April 24th - 25th, 1996:
And dick comes back. With MY guest this time. It was absolutely disasterous. For some reason, which I will guess in a second, Cannon just performed badly. I mean, people would call to find lost friends, and Cannon didn’t try and pull any stories from them. There would be all this dead air! They’d say the name, and you’d hear the lady ask some questions, and type. It was horrendous. I kept making motions to him like "COME ON CANNON, ASK HIM SOMETHING" It was really odd. We can say what we want about Cannon, but he is a good interviewer. Was he trying to sabotage one of my guests? Could that be it? Is he really that shallow? Or maybe it was just a bad night. I don’t know. As always, I’ll come up with the same solution. FIRE HIM. Put on the Late Show. Cool? Cool.
9:30 PM - 2:00 AM, Saturday - Sunday, April 26th - 27th, 1997: SHOW 248
What a cool night. Talked about Fuzzy Zoeller’s comments. What an idiot. Learned quite a bit. I got kind of slammed because of my Asian Drivers comments last week, but the big difference was that I was saying it and trying to find out why, Zoeeler’s just an idiot. An Asian guy called up and explained that cars aren’t a big deal in Asia. You know. Public transportation, or bicycles. Love affairs with cars is an American tradition. It made sense, and it helped me understand. But I did get reamed. It was great though. Lots of great talk. Dave in Powell said he’d vote for the arena if it was Karmanos’s team! What the hell? He totally flipped his comments and MY LORD I nailed him on it. I kicked his ass hard. It was soooooooooooo awesome. It made the whole night. It was so nice to whoop his ass and just kill him on the debate. The Lone Ranger (his nickname for himself) bit the bullet. Had a couple back to back calls saying I'm too raunchy (those PSAs are finally pissin' people off). It's funny, it's controversial, and it works. Bottom line. Those PSAs are awesome. Afterwards Aaron, Sheik and I went to Tee Jayes and hung out. It’s amazing how many gay people are there. It’a big hangout I guess. Afterwards Sheik sat in my car and sucked my dick. HA! Totally kidding. ANYWAY, we sat and talked about my future at the station. He really wants to work with me and thinks I deserve more air-time. I spent most of my time asking him why nothing’s happening? He said I’m in a catch-22 because ratings would help, but my time slot (whenever it is) is worthless for ratings. A different time each day, and on the weekends. He told me a great piece of advice. Ask Darryl to help me get a better job. He’s right! Darry keeps saying how I’m doing all this shit right, but obviously I’m not right for AM...so can he help me get another job in the company? I hope. I will bring it up. The Sheik was very cool to me. We will get along very well. Now, if we could only work together! SCREW CANNON!
8:00 PM - 11:15 PM, Sunday, April 27th, 1997: SHOW 249
WHAT A FREAKIN’ GOOD SHOW. This is what it’s all about. One of my best, probably the best Sunday show ever. It just rocked. First of all I started the show talking about what I said last week on "Why can’t Asian’s drive?" My honest bigotry I was dealing with. That went on for quite some time. As well I played "TV Dreamland" It was so good. I miss the Boyles. They must come back. And of course the arena came up. Dave called back with his stupid comments. LUHOOOOSER. He and AG are about ready to get lynched because they’re so annoying. A perfect night...and as always, back to hell I go.