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Entry #101
 
The circumstances I'm about to describe are completely inconsequential. Earlier in the month I premiered 4tvs in front of a live audience and my heart fell in love with the potential of that concept. The final bit simply provided a fitting end to an incredible year...
 

It seemed harmless as we were setting it up. Crazy Food Boy wanted to do a bit and we were all ready to watch and hear him....be crazy. He was insistent on throwing water balloons at the cops outside of Banana Joes but I talked him out of that. Looking back, letting him do that would've kept me on the air for a bit longer... he'd be the one in trouble. Heh. It was indeed my idea to throw them at a vendor figuring - hey it's just water.

 
As you'll hear in the bit, it was obvious that to work there had to be no connection to the station. It was risky to do something that might piss someone off literally in front of our studio. Well Crazy Food Boy ended up damaging something on the cart with the first balloon that didn't break - and spoiling some buns with the balloon that did. He was able to run back to the studio without being caught or spotted as being in connection with the station. Mr. Moose however got caught between a rock and a hard place.
 
He stayed back and tried to act like he didn't know CFB but enough people had seen them talking beforehand that the vendor was able to put 2 and 2 together. When he eventually did come back to the station a few minutes later, he walked right into our main side-door and the literally sealed the fate. Whether someone saw that, or made the connection before that - it simply wasn't the most well thought out scheme and Monday morning the vendor came in looking for $50 to cover his damages.
 
Andyman was obviously a little pissed. It's funny, as much as he liked screaming at me he only had one sentence of fire to spew as he could tell I was already done. He suspended me for the following 2 weeks and I sat there for a moment and soaked it in. The next show was to be my 1 year anniversary show and as I played through the following weeks and weighed their value with that of having an open Friday night to book 4tvs the answer was clear. It took me less than 30 seconds to look him in the eye and say: "I'm done. I'm not goin' back on."
 
His reaction was priceless. "I'm only suspending you temporarily." "I'm done Andy. There's nothing more I can do on that show. We've literally done it all, and all of my passion is in 4tvs. That's my future, radio isn't." He shook his head in understanding and that was the end of it. I walked into my office (production studio) and made the call to Marty. I swear to you I'd rather have told him I had a terminal disease. It ended an incredibly fun year of our lives we'll never forget.
 
Here's the most telling fact of all: We both did it for free. I'm dead serious. I never got paid a dime to be on the air. I was the station's Production Director only. Andy allowed me to do my show. And shit, Marty wasn't even employed there. Everyone involved just loved making people laugh. Sure some of the bits were for tickets, but by the end - we just wanted to make good radio. Listeners that initially performed something for a prize...came back to come up with other ideas. Tell me the guy who ordered one of everything at White Castle won't tell that story the rest of his life? So awesome.
 
The Late Show ended exactly the way it should have... giving everything it had. We should all be so lucky...