- Entry
#100
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- Oh come on. It
did. I'm not sure letdowns get much bigger. 16 years?
Don't get me started...
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- It's too bad The
Late Show only ran one more week 'cause this song was
awesome. I really think it could've gotten really
popular. It was the prevailing sentiment and this was
a really tight production. All I had was the opening
guitar riff from the original song (Scar Tissue by Red
Hot Chili Peppers) and recreated every other
instrument a capella. Gave it a really nice feel. Alas
it was never meant to be.
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- It gained new life
as a 4tvs set a few months later and was the title
track from my Parody CD of all the CD101 parody
songs:
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- Saved the best for
last I guess. Fuck you Jar-Jar.
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- STAR WARS BLEW
- PARODY OF
RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS'
"SCAR TISSUE'"
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- When the
first few lines are stiff as wood,
- And you're
thinkin' cue cards would've done them
good,
- You'll
understand why the critics panned,
- As the bad
guys talk like Charlie Chan,
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- I hate to
say it but Star Wars blew,
- And Mr.
Lucas I must blame you,
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- 16 Years to
write a script,
- Did you do
the final draft when you were
ripped,
- Don't get me
started on Jar-Jar Binks,
- That whiny
ganja-man would lead a nun to
drink,
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- I hate to
say it but Star Wars blew,
- And Mr.
Lucas it falls on you,
- I hate to
say it but Star Wars blew, it
blew...
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- "Me-so
sorry, that was bom-bad, I-sa help
you..."
- "Uh, that
won't be necessary..."
- "Oh but
I-sa help you, me so sorry..."
- "No
really, that won't be
necessary..."
- "But that
was a-bom-bad, I-sa help you..."
- "If you
don't shut the fu** up, I'm gonna beat your
fu**in' skull in, and rip those go**amn ears off
and shove 'em up your fu**ing
ASS"
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- I must admit
you did some things right,
- That hot
little queen was outta sight,
- And of
course the effects were cool,
- But you
can't base the movie on a couple of
duels,
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- I hate to
say it but Star Wars blew,
- And Mr.
Lucas I just might sue,
- I hate to
say it but Star Wars blew, it
blew...
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- "But me
so sorry, ah, me-sa help you..."
- "Well, I
warned you"
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- (beats
Jar-Jar and brings out his
light-saber)
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- "What,
what is that?"
- "THE
FORCE"
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- (jar
jar is killed)
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- So here's a
tip for number 2,
- Make sure
the director isn't you,
- Keep an eye
on the action scenes,
- But for the
rest, just let it be,
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- I hate to
say it but Star Wars blew,
- And Mr.
Lucas I must blame you,
- I hate to
say it but Star Wars blew, it
blew...
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- (say it)
Star Wars Blew
- (say it)
Star Wars Blew
- (say it)
Star Wars Blew
- (say it)
Star Wars Blew
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