- Entry
#87
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- Ahh good, good.
Much better than the last entry.
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- J-Dog
loves him some toes man. I however
had grown quite annoyed of the morning
bathroom ritual of toe-licking and had no
choice but to write a song about it. Cute
pup.
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- Cool
think about this song was that I was
RUNNING from the big room to the
studio all while the opening of my show
was happening and people were everywhere.
I sang the lyrics in one take, than ran
into the main studio and barely made it to
open the show.
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- Turned out good
for all that!
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- J-DOG
SONG
- ORIGINAL
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- Wake up in
the morning, wipe the sleep out my
eyes,
- Sit down on
the toilet and to my surprise,
- J-Dog is
there, and anything goes,
- I said
J-Dog, quit lickin' my toes,
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- J-Dog,
J-Dog, J-Dog quit lickin' my
toes,
- J-Dog,
J-Dog quit lickin' my toes,
- J-Dog,
J-Dog quit lickin' my toes,
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- Well he just
keeps lickin' like my toes are red
meat,
- If this was
a contest man he wouldn't be beat,
- I don't
understand it why my toes are such
hoes!
- I said J-Dog
quit lickin' my toes,
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- J-Dog,
J-Dog, J-Dog quit lickin' my
toes,
- J-Dog,
J-Dog quit lickin' my toes,
- J-Dog,
J-Dog quit lickin' my toes,
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- Well
I really don't mind all the other
quirks,
- Like
dead rabbits, chipmunks, birds and
mice,
- But I
just gotta say if I could use the
jon,
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Without wet toes it'd really be
nice,
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- Well I just
gotta take it, that's the way that it
is,
- J-Dog is
there when I take a whiz,
- Nothin' I
can do, my GOD this blows!
- I said J-Dog
quit lickin' my toes,
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- J-Dog,
J-Dog, J-Dog quit lickin' my
toes,
- J-Dog,
J-Dog quit lickin' my toes,
- J-Dog,
J-Dog quit lickin' my toes,
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- Well I
really don't mind all the other
quirks,
- Like dead
rabbits, chipmunks, birds and mice,
- But I just
gotta say if I could use the jon,
- Without wet
toes it'd really be nice,
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- Yes I wake
up in the morning, get the sleep out my
eyes,
- Sit down on
the toilet. lord no surprise,
- J-Dog is
there, and anything goes,
- Goddamn
J-Dog, quit lickin' my toes,
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- J-Dog,
J-Dog, J-Dog quit lickin' my
toes,
- J-Dog,
J-Dog quit lickin' my toes,
- J-Dog,
J-Dog quit lickin' my toes,
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- J-Dog
quit lickin' my toes...
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