- Entry
#85
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- Proudest
writing achievement ever. You have to be
thinking... "huh?". But again, remember I
had no backing tracks so talk about
difficult writing parameters. I had
to sing exactly what Everlast sings in the
chorus... so since I wanted to make the
parody "Depends" for the song "The Ends",
I somehow had to make this make
sense:
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- Some people
would rob grandmothers for Depends,
- Rat snitch
on one another for Depends,
- Somtimes
kids get murdered for Depends...
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- Talk about a brain
teaser. Why on earth would somone rat snitch on one
another for Depends? LOL. It was a blast trying to
write this so it made any sense whatsoever and the end
result kicks ass. It's also a pretty cool song. Really
like Everlast.
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- DEPENDS
- PARODY OF EVERLAST'S
"THE ENDS'"
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- Everything
must change....
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- DEPENDS
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- Some
people would rob grandmothers for
Depends,
- Rat
snitch on one another for
Depends,
- Somtimes
kids get murdered for Depends,
- So before
we go any further I want
Depends,
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- I knew this
kid named Johnny, didn't have a
dollar,
- Mutha
fucka'd piss if he heard a holler,
- No matter
where nor when, no matter when nor
where,
- The kid
ruined every pair of underwear,
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- So one
summer he was sent to his old
grandma's,
- He noticed
that she too pissed in her drawers,
- So he beat
her ass, in front of all her
friends,
- Kid robbed
his grandmother for Depends,
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- Some
people would rob grandmothers for
Depends,
- Rat
snitch on one another for
Depends,
- Somtimes
kids get murdered for Depends,
- So before
we go any further I want
Depends,
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- Two kids
walked into the K-Mart store,
- With big
overcoats and they were ready to
go,
- One stole a
porno mag to satisfy his erection,
- The other
was in the big diapers section,
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- As they
walked out the door, the porno boy got
caught,
- And his
friend started tellin' 'em all he hadn't
bought,
- He went on
and on, he ratted out his friend,
- Kid would
stop at nothin' for Depends,
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- Some
people would rob grandmothers for
Depends,
- Rat
snitch on one another for
Depends,
- Somtimes
kids get murdered for Depends,
- So before
we go any further I want
Depends,
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- Little Billy
went shoppin' for his crippled mom,
- She was hit
by a car, she looked like she was in
'Nam,
- He got her a
box of chocalates and some diapers
too,
- 'Cause since
the accident she doesn't know when she'll
poo,
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- But when he
walked out the store, he saw the car roll
up,
- Billy just
shook like a scared little pup,
- Three
brothers capped his ass, and rolled off in their
Benz,
- They just
murdered Billy for Depends,
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- Some
people would rob grandmothers for
Depends,
- Rat
snitch on one another for
Depends,
- Somtimes
kids get murdered for Depends,
- So before
we go any further I want
Depends,
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- This whole
damn song, I've been on a roll,
- Talkin'
'bout the brothers with no bladder
control,
- I've been
pokin' fun in about every way,
- But there's
somethin' down deep that I gotta
say,
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- When a big
game's on, and you're eatin' too,
- Sometimes
it's nice to just sit back and poo,
- So I'm sorry
for teasin' I must make amends,
- Yes I must
confess, I wear Depends,
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- Some
people would rob grandmothers for
Depends,
- Rat
snitch on one another for
Depends,
- Somtimes
kids get murdered for Depends...
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