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Entry #84
 
How, weird, is, this. I must be crazy. This is so random I don't even know where to start. Obviously I dug the song and bowlin' rhymes with rollin'. The rest is just... wow. Well it's not that nuts:
 
They say "broken arm" in the original song, so I equated that with Kingpin's Munson who had a hook for a hand... made him the dad of the guy singing... and there you go. Then I made him blow up.
 
Right...lol
 
As I said before - sometimes it's fun just to create.
 
Best part has to be Tony goin' "Look at you now bitch!" at the end of this. Hahahaha. I brought people in (I think Michael Palermo is in here) ans just said - this guy is exploding so react. Tony says "Look at you now bitch..." Of course he does. Classic.
 
I'M BOWLIN'
PARODY OF SOUL COUGHING'S "ROLLIN'"
 
Adam: "So uh, whaddyou guys wanna do?"
Palermo: "I don't know man..."
Tony: "I don't know, whatever's clevers"
Munson Jr.: "Uh, we could go bowling"
Adam: "My God! Jesus, no!"
Palermo: "No! Dude, we are not bowling"
Tony:  "For the last time! Hell no!"
Munson Jr.: "Uh but I need to get a perfect game."
Adam: "Dude, you're like Rainman and Wapner. You need to chill on this bowling thing, we're not bowling"
Munson Jr.: "Yeah well maybe you guys aren't but..."
 
I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin',
I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin',
 
I'm gonna get me a strike and uh, I'm gonna get another strike and uh,
I'm gonna do it all night and uh, you're gonna see that I'm right and uh,
 
I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin',
I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin',
 
My father used to bowl with a broken arm,
Woody Harrelson played his part with a broken arm,
Kingpin was the greatest movie ever made,
It was about my dad and how he was so great,
My father used to bowl with a broken arm,
I gotta tell you that bowling is the greatest game ever made,
 
I gotta bowl, I gotta bowl!
I gotta bowl, I gotta bowl, I gotta bowl!
Oh my God I gotta bowl I gotta gotta bowl!
 
Adam: "It's ok, chill chill..."
Munson Jr.: "I gotta bowl, I gotta bowl, I gotta bowl.."
Tony: "Relax man, chill out!"
 
I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin',
I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin',
I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin',
 
Tony: "Woah shit! Woah dude!"
Adam: "Oh my god..."
Tony: "Oh you goin' crazy, relax bro!"
 
I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin',
 
(MUNSON JR. EXPLODES)
 
Tony: "I said Goddamn!"
Adam: "OH MY LORD!"
Tony: "Fuck! mufucka just exploded!"
Adam: "Good GOD...the humanity!"
Tony: "Damn he just straight up, blew the hell up... look at you now bitch!"