- Entry
#76
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- Like I wasn't
going to turn that into a song.
Heh.
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- Besides the
obvious loud moaning woman in the song - I gotta say,
my voice rocked on this song. This is a bit
high for me to not do in falsetto and I pulled it off.
Good thing too, because I did the vocals dead last and
no matter what my voice sounded like - it would've
been on the song. Just one of those magical moments
where it really does all come together. Don't ask me
to sing this live...
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- ...unless she does
the backups. ;-)
-
- And yes,
I cringe at the "eating your mother's ____" line.
Even as I sang it I was like, wow dude -
that's...that's a bit much. So I censored it, but
still - to even go there shows one twisted mofo.
Whatever. Good song.
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- BEARDED SMILE
- PARODY OF
SEMISONIC'S "SECRET SMILE"
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- Nobody knows
it, but you've got a bearded smile,
- And it's
sideways and vertical,
- Nobody knows
it, but you stuff your bearded smile,
- With plastic
shaped like popsicles,
-
- You use it,
abuse it, infuse it,
- With all
sorts of madness,
- You soak it,
you stroke it, you poke it,
- With all
sorts of badness,
-
- Nobody knows
it, but you use your bearded smile,
- Like a blind
man uses his cane,
- You've gotta
cool it, 'cause if you use your bearded
smile,
- Too much, God
says you'll go insane,
-
- So chill
out, don't pout, just go out,
- And pick up
a hobby,
- Don't press
it, caress it, undress it,
- Dip your
hand in wasabe now, now,
-
- When you are
trying, as hard as you can to quit,
- And you're
doubting and moping,
- Think of your
father, eating your mother's cl**,
- That should
stop you from groping,
-
- So now we know
it, you use your bearded smile,
- Like diabetics
use insulin,
- No need to hide
it, show off your bearded smile,
- And induldge in
your wet pumpkin,
-
- So use it,
abuse it, infuse it,
- With all
sorts of madness,
- Soak it, and
stroke it, just poke it,
- With all of
your badness,
-
- Nobody knows
it, but you've got a bearded smile,
- And it's
sideways and vertical...
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