- Entry
#74
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- Do I even admit
it? Do I even tell the story?
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- This is totally
true. Dated a girl during my "summer of love" before
I met Jessica in '98 who had chest hair. Big
black hairs around her nipples, and some on her chest.
You just don't really know what to do/say or even
think. I guess you write a song about it.
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- Heh.
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- Anyway - dig the
song, came out great - lotsa instrumental to work with
and it's a friggin' groovy song to begin with - so the
groove translates well. And once again the talented
saleswoman Christi Bambeck comes in and plays the part
of hairy woman. A hot little "woof" there at the
end.
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- Giddy-up.
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- CHEST HAIR
- PARODY OF CAKE'S
"NEVER THERE"
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- I had her
arms around me, we laid there chest to
chest,
- I wanted
soft and supple, and got a velvet
vest,
- I know it
shouldn't matter so, I know I shouldn't
care,
- But GOD,
when she took off her shirt - she had chest
hair,
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- Called me up,
and asked me over,
- Had I known she
was really a Rover,
- On her bed,
things got closer,
- Shirts came off
my GOD it got grosser,
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- Had chest
hair, she had chest hair,
- I can't
believe she really had chest hair,
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- "<coughing>"
- "Honey, are you
OK?"
- "Aww, just got
a hair caught in my throat"
- "You don't look
so good.."
- "Oh I'm fine
baby..."
- "Are you
sick?"
- "No I'm not
really sick per se, just I dunno, disgusted with
you, you FREAK"
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- I feel the
need to clarify the courseness of this
hair,
- To say it
was as course as mine, that really isn't
fair,
- The hair
upon her nipples, well was twice that of my
pits,
- and to think
that all this hair was just enveloping her
ti**,
- I know it
shouldn't matter so, I know I shouldn't
care,
- But GOD,
when she took off her shirt - she had chest
hair,
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- Tried to move
to other sections,
- Where body hair
wasn't such a defection,
- But all the
time my head was spinning,
- Could it be
this was just the beginning,
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- Had chest
hair, she had chest hair,
- I can't
believe she really had chest hair,
- Had chest
hair, she had chest hair,
- I can't
believe she really had chest hair,
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- "But honey
bunny, I'm tired of laying on my stomache, let me
roll over..."
- "No, no, no no,
stay there, ya see this way we're like animals,
it's more primal this way"
- "WOOF!"
- "Right, like a
DOG! Actually, exactly like a dog."
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