- Cute bit. This was
an old commercial parody I did back in the 'TVN
days called "Whackarest Gum". The real commercial was
"Cigarest Gum" and Morton Downey did it. I was
playing it again on CD101 and thought... shit let's
call up and see what they say.
uneventful but it was surprising that the first lady
was totally willing to help me and put me on hold to
find the product. Heh. A gum to quit masturbating -
who in fuck's sake would chew that?