- The final, and by
far the best, "Sincerely Bad Poetry Minute". Thank you
- So Kyle, a
salesman at CD101, submits a "spec spot" (a commercial
I make to help him sell to a client) and I immediately
take it to everyone at the station and commence the
pissing matches. It was the funniest thing I had
ever read. Even after reading it 10 times, when
I recorded it - I still could barely get through
it without laughing. And the reason again is obvious -
it's sincere. He was sincerely trying to make a poem.
was just weeks before Christmas and all
through the land,
People were shopping and had hunger at
to go?" the people did
to get fed and get fed
it a burger we want? Perhaps a
no we need something more.
what did they see appear in the
Grill so clean and so
could tell right away, that this was the
Italian to American, come and get it
Macaroni Grill had all of their
hot and some cold, with service
a really clean restroom.
what is the moral you say?
holiday season when shopping or out and
one of the Macaroni Grills here in
have tables for two, or as big as a
the food is great, really, trust
when you're hungry for pasta alfredo or
soupa du jour,
to the Macaroni Grill for the
have one at Tuttle, and one at Mill
in for a glass of wine and some
- We laughed, and
laughed, and laughed. Then he came in the room, and we
roared. Even he laughed a bit. He's like "Well I know
it's kinda rough around the edges..." Ya think?
I just picture him sitting at his cubicle working
on this commercial and he had to have gotten to a
point and gone: "Yup, that's it! Done."
- Greatest shit