- Entry
#42
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- Nothin' but smiles
here. A girl, who was actually a friend of Jessica,
gave me a love-poem that was just so bad... that I had
to make a bit out of it. Once again proving there are
no original ideas, this is a bad impression of Eddie
Murphy's "Velvet Jones" from Saturday Night
Live.
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- i
want you,
- i
want to be close...close enough to
touch
- i
want to touch all of you, you and your
body,
- your
body on mine,
- our
sweat combines,
- combines
as our bodies form one solid
form,
- joined
at the mouth as our tongues dance and
fight,
- biting
and sucking...
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- i'm
horny - i want you
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- united
at our hips
- as
you thrust into me
- further
into my body until i hurt but damn, i like
it
- do
it again, we go again, this time we form
unity
- you
ride like the sun doesn't
set
- your
rhythm keeps me going
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- hair
in my face, sweat on my
breasts
- i'm
on top, up and down, in and
out
- i
like the way we feel
together,
- enjoying
everything i've got to
offer,
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- almost
there - you cringe, yes! once more in and
out! down,
- it
came - lust and sex but there was no
love,
- that
comes next time...
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- Crazier is that I
read this live on the air and randomly picked this
music which ended up being perfect. The song even
climaxes when the poem does. I swear it was
totally live and random. It became a long-running bit
with people sending in their own "Sincerely Bad
Poetry" to be included on the show. Too
funny.
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- Sincerely Bad
Poetry became such a hit with listeners a fansite
popped up highlighting it...
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- I know it's
kind of mean because someone poured their hearts into
these pieces and here we are chastising them on the
air...but oh well, it's funny. Just wait'll you hear
the last one. Greatest ever.
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