- Entry
#35
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- Song so nice I
made it twice. (sigh)
-
- I mentioned 2
of these 3 girls in previous entries. Baby Spice and
Jen the bumper sticker girl. Guess I'm just not a big
fan of lying or just anti-communicative people in
general. These were actually a bit deeper digs as I
did care about 'em - so it wasn't as fun to be all
angsty and call 'em out on the air. I was just
bummed. But I had met Jess, so whatever. Screw 'em.
:-)
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- SCREW YOU
TOO
- PARODY OF
THE SPECIALS' "IT'S YOU"
-
- Karen and I
dated for many a week,
- And then all
the sudden she just wouldn't speak,
- All of my
messages were never returned,
- I try so
damn hard but I always get burned,
-
- Screw
you, Karen screw you too,
- Screw
you, Karen screw you too,
- (Screw
you, screw you, screw you)
-
- I fell
for Jen most right away,
- For nearly a
week I saw her every day,
- She said
"I'm sorry", I said "what do you
mean?"
- She lied the
whole time she was really 16,
-
- Screw
you, Jen screw you too,
- Screw
you, Jen screw you too,
- (Screw
you, screw you, screw you)
-
- And when you
choose, to come back to me,
- Here's what
you'll hear, I guarantee,
- Oh let this
be, a lesson to you,
- Come back
hear me say screw you,
-
- Screw
you, yes screw you too,
- Screw
you, yes screw you too,
- (Screw
you, screw you, screw you)
-
- "Well
here's the part where we usually put funny little
clips in of all
- the
crap women have said to me. But this recent
version of "Screw You"'s
- a
little different. I have never heard from these
women again. That
- makes
it rather difficult doesn't it? So we'll just enjoy
the little interlude."
-
- Oh yes
screw you, yes screw you too,
- Screw
you, yes screw you too,
- (Screw
you, screw you, screw you)
-
- Alex was
waitressing and I asked her out,
- We went
after work our feelings weren't in
doubt,
- Called her
cafe to talk the following week,
- She had just
quit her job and moved in with her
boyfriend...GOD!
-
- Alex
screw you, Alex screw you too,
- Screw
you, Alex screw you too,
- (Screw
you, screw you, screw you)
-
- Oh yes
screw you, yes screw you too,
- Screw
you, yes screw you too,
- (Screw
you, screw you, screw you)
-
- Oh yes
screw you, yes screw you too,
- Screw
you, yes screw you too...
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