- Entry
#29
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- How awesome is
this song. Again, here I go with the
theme...
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- I was
checking though nearly every song we had on our
harddrives for something parody-worthy and this
literally does the entire song instrumental to start
it off. Also a fun song to sing - great little
harmonies.
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- Saleswoman Christi
Bambeck helped out with the dialogue throughout and
did a killer job. It's just a nice little piece and I
love how it keeps the listener hooked from the
beginning because the guy is such a dolt. You know the
chick is gonna blow up at some point.
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- My one aggrivation
is not saying "gay" in the last line. It woudl've
rhymed - and although I thought of it while recording
it, I thought it was better to have a word that
didn't rhyme so I said "lesbian".
Everytime I hear it now I sing "gay" because it's just
the right thing to do. Oh well. I won't go all Lucas
on you and change it now. It is what it
is.
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- ...THAT YOU'RE BI
- PARODY OF
JULIAN LENNON'S
"TOO LATE FOR GOODBYES"
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- "Hey
honey, what's wrong?"
- "Adam, we
need to talk,"
- "Alright,"
- "(sigh) I
don't know where to start, this is hard to tell
you, but, you've been great, first of all I
wanna say you've been great, it's been,
everything's been great. I'm just gonna say it.
I'm in love with a woman Adam."
- "Wow, uhm
is that it?"
- "Uh
yeah..."
- "Oh
that's, that's great hun, there's nothin' wrong
with that."
- "No Adam,
I don't think you're gettin' this...I'm in love
with a woman!"
- "No I get
it"
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- Honey you're
acting strange today,
- I've been
wonderin' why,
- You say it's
'cause you're in love with her,
- And that
it's makin' you cry,
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- Well it's
A-OK that you're bi,
- Yes it
makes my day that you're bi,
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- There's no
need to be stressin' out,
- And you
don't have to lie,
- Don't have
to break it off with her,
- I'm an
understanding guy,
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- Babe it's
A-OK that you're bi,
- Yes it
makes my day that you're bi,
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- So feel free
to invite her here,
- There's no
need to be shy,
- What is love
if you cannot share,
- But don't
expect any guys,
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- "No Adam, no
guys, just me, myself in love with a woman,
herself"
- "That's,
that's great! And myself thinks that's just... it's
'cause it's a fantasy and that,"
- "No, Adam,
Adam - LISTEN TO ME, you're not getting
this..."
- "I get it, I
get it don't worry."
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- Babe it's
A-OK that you're bi,
- Yes it
makes my day that you're bi,
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- I hope this
shows that I'm there for you,
- And you're
both there for me too,
- God I can't
wait to meet your friend,
- There's so
much that we can do,
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- Yes it's
A-OK that you're bi,
- Oh babe
it makes my day that you're bi,
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- "Adam I'm a
lesbian, I am not bisexual"
- "Oh, oh
well, well that sucks. Can I at least watch? Hey,
hey wait, wait! Don't...maybe we can work...Well
SCREW YOU then, write this whole damn song. That
doesn't rhyme with goodbye! What the hell do you
want me to sing now? I'm real happy you're a
lesbian? Damnit"
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- Babe it's
A-OK you're a lesbian,
- But I
really wish you were bi...
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