ENTRY #116
YouTube and Feedback links added and email corrected 02.13.09
 
12:25 AM, Sunday, April 1st, 2001:
 
hello2fun@aol.com
apostate@netwalk.com
theogre@mindspring.com
mikelane@aol.com
rupps@nwonline.net
rhenn@balmar.com
jtatz@chemistry.ohio-state.edu
MADD001@aol.com
rgamckent@suite224.net
bryanpfoley@hotmail.com
pianowithatwist@msn.com
llbaj@hotmail.com
mcurrens@aol.com
hondacx500@aol.com
thedragonman@earthlink.net
hrvsmiley@aol.com
n8e_1@yahoo.com
cavstud@aol.com
tony@cd101.com
surfzup@prodigy.net
jeeps8796@aol.com
evrythgklr@aol.com
mickey@scs.uiuc.edu
michael.schlosser@gte.net
snede7711@aol.com
coffee1129@aol.com
pongoose16@aol.com
awTaylor@columbus.rr.com
pjkrummen@hotmail.com
fishchance@aol.com
pmnick@netwalk.com
csturgill@columbus.rr.com
ericbull@aol.com
grooveman@aol.com
jennifer_nick@hotmail.com
lustderf@aol.com
garth1355@aol.com
dguarino@columbus.rr.com
tallen94@hotmail.com
mrshekele24@aol.com
soultrain82@hotmail.com
helminster@aol.com
bbsnedeker@aol.com
dogmeat54@netscape.net
phnxfire@aol.com
envy4u@yahoo.com
sstorck@andrew.cmu.edu
mattandcyp@excite.com
chriswins@yahoo.com
bkil96@aol.com
showergrl2@aol.com
nick@futfin.com
markl@iwaynet.net
phnxfire@aol.com
bjk60@hotmail.com
bkerford@prodigy.net
poisonberry@msn.com
starbright114@juno.com
rboden@greenapple.com
kpees@wtte.sbgnet.com
iknowda@aol.com
paddy@4tvs.com
coralo@gateway.net
lasermark@aol.com
thatchdv@acc-net.com
rupps@nwonline.net
UKskater@prodigy.net
jclayton@columbus.rr.com
NadrewK@aol.com
matt@fanhome.com
adam@4tvs.com
jessica@4tvs.com
David.Lauridsen@qwest.com
aphid143@aol.com
jthompso@insight.rr.com
burgandnic@excite.com
bart14000@aol.com
ashitaka@neo-tokyo.org
nadrew@talkcity.com
sreifer420@yahoo.com
Riker715@aol.com
negnegneg@yahoo.com
(I hope you're on that list)
 
 
I'm not usually a glass half empty person. But HOLY SHIT am I having trouble with this one. I've never been so close to something, and then have it all come tumbling down, in my entire life. The good news, is we just won a portion of the lottery - and if there's a miracle, life could be quite interesting. We can definitely pay back the people that helped us out at the beginning of this journey, and maybe even more...the bad news is how close we were to winning it all.
So Friday, Jess and I went to our favorite little chineese food place. Cheap-ass, kick-ass little restaurant. Well I get the following fortune...
 
 
 
And on the back of that fortune, the following numbers...
 
 
 
Now I'm not one to give a shit about fortune cookies, but the numbers with the fortune...I just "felt lucky". So I go to the corner store where Paddy and I walk to so he can get his cancer sticks to buy a lotto ticket. Well they have some weird pick 5 thingee for their lotto with a MEGA number to hit for the JACKPOT. No biggie, I can still use all of my numbers...so I put down the first 5, then realize the MEGA number has to be between 1-27. Well shit. The first number that came to mind was 10 and I just put it down. I was kicking myself later because JORDAN wore 45 and 23, so I should've replaced the 45 with the 23...but oh well. And here's my ticket.
 
 
 
OH MY LORD I WISH I WOULD'VE TAPED THIS. We hit the first...FIVE numbers. After the 3rd one I almost peed my pants. All we needed was the MEGA and as you can see above we would've won $27,000,000. And here's what hit:
 
 
11. ELEVEN. ONE - NUMBER OFF. ELEVEN. If it had been 23 I would've shot myself, but oh my GOD. After the shock wore off, I had the wherewithall to jump online to investigate (you can't imagine how slow 56k feels when you're trying to figure out if you've just won a bunch of money). I finally found the site, and unfortunately, the dropoff is pretty substantial. This is what the WEDNESDAY winners got for the 20 Million Lotto:
 
 
I hate to be such a downer here. We just won the FUCKIN lottery...but SUNUVA BITCH - you know? And the worst is I don't know how much we won. Because the jackpot was $27,000,000, I did the math, and it's a share of about $1,828,753.20. It all depends on how many people hit. And the average of the last 25 drawings was that around 15 people hit 5 of 5. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. DUDE - YOU JUST WON A FUCKLOAD OF MONEY. I understand that, but taking the average, and after taxes, we'd get about $40,000. I know that's a lot of money, and I truly can't believe it - but we could've been set for life - not a care in the world. Set for life, little Billy's college fund. You know? I'm sure in a day or so it will sink in and I'll be really excited, but this JUST happened a few hours ago, so it's still bittersweet.
 
Well, here's where that list at the beginning comes in. If 10 or less people win, I will give everyone on my list $100. 10 winning gives me close to $100,000 after taxes and I'll GLADLY throw 8 percent of it back to those who supported me. I checked the last 25 drawings, and 17 of the 25 were under 10 people hitting 5 of 5. It's truly how much you mean to me. Darryl Parks used to constantly say I was too close to my listeners. This proves it. Again, here's the list:
 
hello2fun@aol.com
apostate@netwalk.com
theogre@mindspring.com
mikelane@aol.com
rupps@nwonline.net
rhenn@balmar.com
jtatz@chemistry.ohio-state.edu
MADD001@aol.com
rgamckent@suite224.net
bryanpfoley@hotmail.com
pianowithatwist@msn.com
llbaj@hotmail.com
mcurrens@aol.com
hondacx500@aol.com
thedragonman@earthlink.net
hrvsmiley@aol.com
n8e_1@yahoo.com
cavstud@aol.com
tony@cd101.com
surfzup@prodigy.net
jeeps8796@aol.com
evrythgklr@aol.com
mickey@scs.uiuc.edu
michael.schlosser@gte.net
snede7711@aol.com
coffee1129@aol.com
pongoose16@aol.com
awTaylor@columbus.rr.com
pjkrummen@hotmail.com
fishchance@aol.com
pmnick@netwalk.com
csturgill@columbus.rr.com
ericbull@aol.com
grooveman@aol.com
jennifer_nick@hotmail.com
lustderf@aol.com
garth1355@aol.com
dguarino@columbus.rr.com
tallen94@hotmail.com
mrshekele24@aol.com
soultrain82@hotmail.com
helminster@aol.com
bbsnedeker@aol.com
dogmeat54@netscape.net
phnxfire@aol.com
envy4u@yahoo.com
sstorck@andrew.cmu.edu
mattandcyp@excite.com
chriswins@yahoo.com
bkil96@aol.com
showergrl2@aol.com
nick@futfin.com
markl@iwaynet.net
phnxfire@aol.com
bjk60@hotmail.com
bkerford@prodigy.net
poisonberry@msn.com
starbright114@juno.com
rboden@greenapple.com
kpees@wtte.sbgnet.com
iknowda@aol.com
paddy@4tvs.com
coralo@gateway.net
lasermark@aol.com
thatchdv@acc-net.com
rupps@nwonline.net
UKskater@prodigy.net
jclayton@columbus.rr.com
NadrewK@aol.com
matt@fanhome.com
adam@4tvs.com
jessica@4tvs.com
David.Lauridsen@qwest.com
aphid143@aol.com
jthompso@insight.rr.com
burgandnic@excite.com
bart14000@aol.com
ashitaka@neo-tokyo.org
nadrew@talkcity.com
sreifer420@yahoo.com
Riker715@aol.com
negnegneg@yahoo.com
 
Please email me your address so I can send the check. If you're on twice - tough shit. LOL. It has to make you think back to when I shortened the list from 250 to 80 doesn't it. ALL THOSE assholes who were "bothered" by getting my updates...heh. I find THAT irony quite funny.
 
My head is spinning. If I take the highest and lowest number of winners the fluctuation is: 8 to 36. That's either: $110,000 after taxes or $20,000 after taxes. I'll find out on MONDAY. Here's a quick video I put together of the cliffhanger we all have awaiting us until Monday. That's also the day I get to post your reactions to my second successful annual entry.
 
Now I didn't get you 2 years in a row did I? You had to pay attention to the date THIS year right? I mean last year it was totally believable that Jess would leave me, but winning the lottery! WOW. That's a tough one to pull off. Again, I do this for one reason and one reaosn only: So for the rest of the day - you don't get snookered, and you remember to screw with everyone you know. There is no other day that you can be so RUDE and CRUEL - and we all accept it. Man, this tradition is classic. Alright - PLEASE email me your reactions for the next entry.
 
Adam
 
 
original video file
 
 
APRIL 2001
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