- Adam - "Why is it half
(hulf)"
- Donna - "Because it's an
l, f, haaaaalf (hulf)"
- Adam - "Did you have Alf
back then? The 80s TV Show, was it Alf
(Ulf)?"
- Donna - (laughing) "No,
no..."
- Adam - "It was
Alf"
- Donna - "It was
Alf"
- Adam - "What is this?"
<pointing to calf>
- Donna -
"Jeans"
- Adam - "No goddamnit,
what is that?"
- Donna - "Oh, calf
(culf)"
- Adam - "No, it's a
calf!"
- Donna - "No it's a calf
(culf)"
- Adam -
"Ahhhhh..."
-
- Adam - "And you say
'Milk' "
- Donna -
"Milk"
- Adam - "Yeah and I'm just
retarded, it should be "Milk" I know I'm wrong, I'm
completely wrong with that."
- Donna - "It's
Milk"
- Adam - "Now say pillow
(pellow)"
- Donna - "Pillow
(pellow)"
- Adam - "See you say
"pellow"
- Donna -
"Pellow"
- Adam - "With a "eh"
sound"
- Donna - "Yes,
Pellow"
- Adam - "Oh well that's it
then..."
- Donna - "No you see,
because this is the difference
between..."
- Adam - " No, I say
pellow. Everybody goes crazy when I say
it.
- Donna -
"Pellow"
- Adam - "I even made a
song called 'Milk & Pillows, Milk &
Pil...'cause it drove everybody crazy that I don't go
IL, it's supposed to be PILLow and I say
Pellow."
- Donna -
"Pellow"
- Adam - (random positive
agreeing sound)
- Donna -
(laughing)
- Adam - "Alright, that's
great..."
-
- Donna - "It's more
forward in your mouth..."
- Adam - "Alright so
just...stop having an accent."
- Donna - "Heh, heh....oh I
just mustn't have an a, a south african
accent?"
- Adam -
"Yeah..."
- Donna - "So I should just
talk like how? Like this?"
- Adam -
"Ehhhhh"
- Donna - "You don't like
that? You don't like that at all?"
- Adam - "Ohhhhh fuckin'
HELL.
- Donna - "Really?
Why?"
- Adam - "Oh wow, you're
gonna have to stop that."
-
- Donna - "I was one of
those ridiculous people that, I talked to myself all
the time. And because I knew that one day I would come
here and work here, I, I just spoke to myself always
in an American accent. So I'm as comfortable with an
American accent as I my own accent. British would take
a lot more."
- Adam -
"Really..."
- Donna - "Yeah, because
it's not something...I didn't ever think of speaking
to myself in a british accent - you know what I
mean?"
- Adam - "Yeah that'd be
CRAZY."
-
- Adam - "Johannesburg's
that bad?"
- Donna - "It's the crime
capital of the world."
- Adam - "I mean..what does
that mean? Guys with guns, don't walk around at
night?"
- Donna - "Well you, people
don't stop at red robots... at late
nights."
- Adam -
"Whose?"
- Donna - (laughing)
"What?"
- Adam - "What the fuck is
a red robot?!"
- Donna - (literally slaps
her knee laughing)
- Adam - "I swear to fuck
what is a red robot."
- Donna - "A red traffic
light"
- Adam - "Traffic
light...oh wow."
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