- 2:33 PM, Tuesday,
November 21st, 2006:
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- 11.21.06 - The Test
Show
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- "Hello again
fellas. Welcome to your 30s. Hope the last couple of
years were good to you. I see Cameron was able to
pry himself away from the monitor-life so there's hope
for you guys yet..."
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The boys
are most definitely back. Looking at these
pictures is kind of a mixed bag for me. I'm
excited as hell to see them again, but I'm
still in perfectionist mode and these
incarnations are kinda like copies of copies?
There's this feeling of fakeness with them
and it still slightly makes my skin crawl. I
have to take some blame for it however. 5
years and 20 pounds will certainly add to the
feeling of "something isn't right". The rest
is just hair and make-up and this is a great
starting point. These guys will look
different as we work our way through these
next 13 shows.
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The
green-screening actually did turn out as bad
as I feared. If you watch just the
full-screen video of each shot it's dirty as
hell. In techincal terms that means there's
blotches of green flashing all around the
subject and on the flip side (as with G's
hair strands) it actually makes them
disappear from time to time. It's what
happens when the green screen isn't lit
properly, and other than frame by frame
roto-work (cropping out the subject for every
frame) there's nothing you can do. Roto is
obviously not an option for a piece with such
a quick turnaround time, so I settled for the
next best thing:
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- Showing
them from far-fuggin-away.
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- Basically
we never get closer than a 2-shot and it's
never an issue. It worked fine for the
test show, but we have to make sure
we nail the lighting from now on because
to not be able to have a full-screen shot
is really limiting. This angle with
Cameron however is a problem. It's
anything but flattering and when we cut to
the close-up of him it's flat-out
embarrasing. I might as well be
Brando. No idea how to fit everything into
the shot without me leaning back
though...
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- The
shots where I had to use the photo
worked fine for a "last second save", but
certainly stand out in comparison. The
lighting is way off and it's just too
flat. Moving video will always look
different than a still even if you zoom in
as I did.
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- Luckily
all of this is the complete geek in me and
it's gonna come off fine, especially for a
little internet clip. I've also gotten
pretty good at looking at things from
other perspectives and it allows me to
stop screwing with it soooooo much. I'm
certain this is more extensive than they
imagined.
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- Which
of course brings us to the real drama in
all of this: we still haven't come to an
agreement on the contract and this test
show had inadvertently become my only real
bargaining power. Realize that no one at
CBS has any clue of what I can do
other than that goofy 2 minute clip. So
when I try to explain to them that
editing this bit is a good 30 hours at a
minimum they think I'm CRAZY. Honestly
though, it's all effects shots. It took
forever to put this together. Now in time,
I'm pretty sure I can get this puppy
down to 20 hours but that's if we do the
same thing every week, which I know
they'll want to change.
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- I have
to believe however, once they see this
clip...they'll understand. This has to be
one of the most complicated "Webisodes"
ever produced. It certainly seems out of
place for just the internet...and of
course that's the point. I want it to
SCREAM broadcast. I mean they're
already putting time and money into
it...why wouldn't they want to get more
out of it? That's why not having a
perfect green-screen or hair piece is such
a focus for me. I see this as the catalyt
to so much more...and we're so damn CLOSE.
We'll get there...
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- By this point the
guy who kept opening the door for me to come down to
the set was completely befuddled. He was actually a
few hallway turns away from the set and everytime he
opened the door he saw someone different...but not
totally. Although I there's one guy right off the
set who I had spoken to in prior visits AND today who
saw me as Dewey and had no clue it was me. He came up
to me somewhat concerned as I was poking around
with the equipment and said: "Uhm, you are with
the Living Room Live bit right?" Heh. I just said yes
and smiled. Coloring the eyebrows really does it for
Dewey. It changes his entire feel. Then of course
there's the final feeling...
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...that
sort of icky feeling. The one I always
get when I see Spencer. HAHAHA. Now
first off, obviously - the hair is a mess.
It's now official that I'm going to have to
go get FUCKING HIGHLIGHTS so I look like
Spencer
ALL THE GODDAMN TIME... and
then we'll just darken it for the other
characters. I SWEAR. But it really came
down to me wanting this to be perfect. With
my hair already highlighted it'll be a very
simple process to darken. First the eyebrows
and now this... (sigh).
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- The over whelming
feeling when I was done was of course: this needs
to be longer. We spent all day doing this and I swear
Spencer's parts took less than 10 minutes. You get
done and there's this overwhelming feeling of "That's
it?". And GODDDD was I EXHAUSTED. The mental
stress of keeping everything organized in my head all
day just killed me just hit me. As we washed my hair
for the second time I literally wanted to take a nap.
So I guess it's normal that my reaction was
having more interaction with the Egos. Time will tell,
and this was just the test.
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- So I finally
get back to the closest incarnation of me we can pull
off and I grab some coffee with Charlotte when
I realize we didn't get the close up shots of the
monitors. FAAAAACK ME. I call immediately and
luckily Jim hadn't left yet. He set up the monitors
and I just used my digital camera...
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- It's a quick fix,
and next time I want to really get it with the
camera so the lighting is correct but for now - this
will save my butt. Big time whew. I don't know what
I would've done without that.
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- Of course now
comes the crazy part: editing. And it will be
crazy, no doubt. Part of my discussions with NY
involved editing time and they really didn't
comprehend how it could possibly take 20-30 hours to
edit this and hopefully when they get the finished
product on Tuesday, they will understand. The way you
have to even edit the raw footage is more time
consuming because of the whole "timing" issue with the
TVs. It's quite a process, but I'm eager to get to
work on it. I'm loading footage as we speak and will
start bright and early tomorrow
morning....
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- ...I will of
course take one 3 hour break for a certain monumental
event in the history of all Columbus born citizens.
OSU/MICHIGAN IN HIGH DEF!!!! So stoked...
but why did Bo have to die hours before the game.
COME ON MAN. That bastard did that just to
stick it to us man. Anyone who doesn't live in
Columbus or Ann Arbor is probably disgusted by that
sentiment but trust me - Bo Schembecler died just to
give Michigan motivation to beat our asses. Everyone
in Columbus thought the same thing when they heard the
news: "DAMNIT. Win one for the
gipper...SHIT".
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- We are a sick
group. Go Bucks.
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- Adam
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