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2:33 PM, Tuesday, November 21st, 2006:
 
11.21.06 - The Test Show
 
"Hello again fellas. Welcome to your 30s. Hope the last couple of years were good to you. I see Cameron was able to pry himself away from the monitor-life so there's hope for you guys yet..."
 

The boys are most definitely back. Looking at these pictures is kind of a mixed bag for me. I'm excited as hell to see them again, but I'm still in perfectionist mode and these incarnations are kinda like copies of copies? There's this feeling of fakeness with them and it still slightly makes my skin crawl. I have to take some blame for it however. 5 years and 20 pounds will certainly add to the feeling of "something isn't right". The rest is just hair and make-up and this is a great starting point. These guys will look different as we work our way through these next 13 shows.

The green-screening actually did turn out as bad as I feared. If you watch just the full-screen video of each shot it's dirty as hell. In techincal terms that means there's blotches of green flashing all around the subject and on the flip side (as with G's hair strands) it actually makes them disappear from time to time. It's what happens when the green screen isn't lit properly, and other than frame by frame roto-work (cropping out the subject for every frame) there's nothing you can do. Roto is obviously not an option for a piece with such a quick turnaround time, so I settled for the next best thing:

Showing them from far-fuggin-away.
 
:-)
 
Basically we never get closer than a 2-shot and it's never an issue. It worked fine for the test show, but we have to make sure we nail the lighting from now on because to not be able to have a full-screen shot is really limiting. This angle with Cameron however is a problem. It's anything but flattering and when we cut to the close-up of him it's flat-out embarrasing. I might as well be Brando. No idea how to fit everything into the shot without me leaning back though...
 
The shots where I had to use the photo worked fine for a "last second save", but certainly stand out in comparison. The lighting is way off and it's just too flat. Moving video will always look different than a still even if you zoom in as I did.
 
Luckily all of this is the complete geek in me and it's gonna come off fine, especially for a little internet clip. I've also gotten pretty good at looking at things from other perspectives and it allows me to stop screwing with it soooooo much. I'm certain this is more extensive than they imagined.

 
Which of course brings us to the real drama in all of this: we still haven't come to an agreement on the contract and this test show had inadvertently become my only real bargaining power. Realize that no one at CBS has any clue of what I can do other than that goofy 2 minute clip. So when I try to explain to them that editing this bit is a good 30 hours at a minimum they think I'm CRAZY. Honestly though, it's all effects shots. It took forever to put this together. Now in time, I'm pretty sure I can get this puppy down to 20 hours but that's if we do the same thing every week, which I know they'll want to change.
 
I have to believe however, once they see this clip...they'll understand. This has to be one of the most complicated "Webisodes" ever produced. It certainly seems out of place for just the internet...and of course that's the point. I want it to SCREAM broadcast. I mean they're already putting time and money into it...why wouldn't they want to get more out of it? That's why not having a perfect green-screen or hair piece is such a focus for me. I see this as the catalyt to so much more...and we're so damn CLOSE. We'll get there...

 
 
 
 
By this point the guy who kept opening the door for me to come down to the set was completely befuddled. He was actually a few hallway turns away from the set and everytime he opened the door he saw someone different...but not totally. Although I there's one guy right off the set who I had spoken to in prior visits AND today who saw me as Dewey and had no clue it was me. He came up to me somewhat concerned as I was poking around with the equipment and said:  "Uhm, you are with the Living Room Live bit right?" Heh. I just said yes and smiled. Coloring the eyebrows really does it for Dewey. It changes his entire feel. Then of course there's the final feeling...
 

...that sort of icky feeling. The one I always get when I see Spencer. HAHAHA. Now first off, obviously - the hair is a mess. It's now official that I'm going to have to go get FUCKING HIGHLIGHTS so I look like Spencer ALL THE GODDAMN TIME... and then we'll just darken it for the other characters. I SWEAR. But it really came down to me wanting this to be perfect. With my hair already highlighted it'll be a very simple process to darken. First the eyebrows and now this... (sigh).

 
The over whelming feeling when I was done was of course: this needs to be longer. We spent all day doing this and I swear Spencer's parts took less than 10 minutes. You get done and there's this overwhelming feeling of "That's it?". And GODDDD was I EXHAUSTED. The mental stress of keeping everything organized in my head all day just killed me just hit me. As we washed my hair for the second time I literally wanted to take a nap. So I guess it's normal that my reaction was having more interaction with the Egos. Time will tell, and this was just the test.
 
So I finally get back to the closest incarnation of me we can pull off and I grab some coffee with Charlotte when I realize we didn't get the close up shots of the monitors. FAAAAACK ME. I call immediately and luckily Jim hadn't left yet. He set up the monitors and I just used my digital camera...
 
 
It's a quick fix, and next time I want to really get it with the camera so the lighting is correct but for now - this will save my butt. Big time whew. I don't know what I would've done without that.
 
Of course now comes the crazy part: editing. And it will be crazy, no doubt. Part of my discussions with NY involved editing time and they really didn't comprehend how it could possibly take 20-30 hours to edit this and hopefully when they get the finished product on Tuesday, they will understand. The way you have to even edit the raw footage is more time consuming because of the whole "timing" issue with the TVs. It's quite a process, but I'm eager to get to work on it. I'm loading footage as we speak and will start bright and early tomorrow morning....
 
...I will of course take one 3 hour break for a certain monumental event in the history of all Columbus born citizens. OSU/MICHIGAN IN HIGH DEF!!!! So stoked... but why did Bo have to die hours before the game. COME ON MAN. That bastard did that just to stick it to us man. Anyone who doesn't live in Columbus or Ann Arbor is probably disgusted by that sentiment but trust me - Bo Schembecler died just to give Michigan motivation to beat our asses. Everyone in Columbus thought the same thing when they heard the news: "DAMNIT. Win one for the gipper...SHIT".
 
We are a sick group. Go Bucks.
 
Adam