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3:13 PM, Monday, July 24th, 2006:
 
Mmmmmm..... pretttttty.
 
 
I get quite a bit of my twisted sense of humor from my mother. And a truer sign has never been made....
 
 
The game is "cornhole", and I kick quite a bit of ass at it. Insert joke now.
 
 
Click the pic and scroll the pictures full size. You can hear the dialogue if you look close enough...
 
 

OK, so I pick up spares a little differently than most...
 
 
Amazingly after 6 games, tied 3-3, I outscored Marty 704 - 697 and therefore BEAT HIS ASS.
 
 
We all snickered at the kids wasting time at a pond with no fish until they actually caught one...
 
 
Every kid needs an uncle with "Mr. Fun" as his license plate.
 
 
To the guy whose wi-fi I stole to get the obituary pic to the papers in time, thank you...
 
 

For quite some time...
 
You'll be alone in a crowd...

 

But the softness in your eyes reveals the heart within...
 
...and your grandchildren's laughter will mend it.
 
I promise,
 
Adam