So not
only do I come back to a whirlwind of eaten
mail and a destroyed house, but CeBe's in
love? How the huh? Yes, while I'm out meeting
with CBS trying to provide for HER future, a
network that literally NAMED Ms. CeBe
Snazzypants (C.B.S.) she meets up with a
rather infamous dog named Brian, they destroy
my house, eat my couch cushions and all of my
alcohol is gone, yet I have new martini
glasses? What the hell? And although I'm
impressed at the class of dog CeBe runs with,
I'm a little perturbed. I know Brian, and
Brian isn't into black chicks. At all. My
sweet CeBe was just "played".
Brian,
I know your game dawg. We're entering the
Obama era. To further your credibility you
feel the need to use my sweet CeBe to show
how "hip" you are? But no, it's even
deeper than that. You not only use her for
your credibility? You use her because her
father knows a thing or two about the
'net. Low. Leaving a DVD with a formal
endorsement of Barack Obama with her? You
know how bad she is at email... you think
she can convert this into a YouTube video?
She still tries to put her laptop in the
mail slot Brian. No, you knew exactly what
you were doing - and you knew damn well I
would post this secret footage because I'm
a "view count" whore and couldn't pass up
it up. I feel so dirty. So
used.
However - good
call on the candidate. Not that there's much surprise
after your show's Nazi/McCain-Palin reference in last
week's episode, but it took balls (you do still have
those don't you?) to make a formal announcement. I'm
sure Fox will love that...
Speaking of Fox,
actually this was MSNBC come to think of it, but it
was a republican. Anyway the ass clown that went off
on Obama visiting his dying grandmother on the
campaign plane? There's a special place in hell for
you brother. Seriously, you're a complete whore.
Forget your "job" as a republican surrogate, you are
the scum of the fucking earth. And thank GOD - because
if it wasn't for people like you, Obama wouldn't win.
But the more the GOP melts down the higher his numbers
get. And he calmly, cooly - and PRESIDENTIALLY smiles
as he watches you guys dig the hole deeper. So even
though he won't say it, I will - you're a pile of
horseshit. Hell is warm.
Speaking of
hell... are you guys even prepared for what will
happen in this country now if Obama loses? If there's
any "whiff" of a stolen election again? Oh dear, dear,
dear jesus. People will burn down the White House.
Serious, revolution-style shit. You can steal the
election from a bunch of white democratic pussies, but
steal it from some brothas and sistas? Oh hell no.
This shit will blow up like tha godfatha. In all
seriousness though, bad racial stereo-types aside,
this country really will explode if this looks stolen.
I say this only because he's pulling away so clearly
now. Double-digit leads all over the place. It's
entering landslide territory and everyone knows it. I
don't say this as a "fear card" by any stretch - I say
it as an outsider watching the landscape. This is a
moment in history that could get UGLY. I pray this
thing is an east coast landslide so we know before the
night is over - otherwise, we're in for a scary time
in our history.
And Brian, bring
back my porn. It's from college man. I've kept those
for 15 years because it reminds me of how we used to
do it "in the day", it's not for present consumption.
Use the 'net like everyone else. Those are my heir
looms brother. Oh and CeBe says to call her back. Poor
bitch.
