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9:46 PM, Saturday,
October 4th, 2008:
I'm shadowing a
vampire jazz singer. This is how you can
tell:
When
you're a vampire, these are apparently a
necessity. I'm learning a lot from this
vampire. First being, I am not a
vampire. I used to think I was a
night guy. This was before I knew that
nighttime went until 6 AM... every night.
And that clubs stay open that late in
Vampire cities. Whereas I never see
closing at 2:30, here - at 4 AM - it's
time to go to the next club. In
which my reply is: "By club do you mean
quiet library with soft
bedding?"
Alas,
they do not, and away we go...
Before the
initiation of last night, I got to sit with Erin and
catch up and we proceeded to nearly kill each other
over breakfast. Erin, a die-hard Hillary supporter,
had a few thoughts about Obama (who she will support)
that got kind of heated. Let's just say that there is
nothing "cute" about how she says or does anything -
and if you say there is something cute about
anythign she says? You will lose a testical.
Thankfully, our mutual high school experience allowed
both of mine to stay in tact.
One part
of the argument that is actually pretty
fascinating revolved around Kanye West's
"George Bush doesn't care about black people"
line that Erin thought was revolting. He
could've said it with more class, he could've
been more well-spoken, it incited black
people to riot, etc, etc. It's an area of
politics that I love. Protest is
supposed to be raw. It's supposed to be
extreme. Good protest moves the collective
conscience over just a bit towards your
side... but only because you're pulling from
SO far over. What Kanye did was easy to
dismiss at first, but as time went on you had
no choice but to think about it because the
situation was so damning.
In the end, I
believe it's an issue of class more than race - but
either way, it needed to be said. I respect that he
was willing to alienate his mainstream audience to
shake people up a bit. Lennon did the same shit
man. Just different clothes, different music... even
if you don't happen to think rap is music Erin.
:-)
And sweet
jesus, no wonder she doesn't. She's the type
of singer that makes you wince for ever
thinking you could sing. There's an
effortlessness to good jazz that is
intoxicating and all vampire jokes aside -
when she starts to sing she is always
prepared, always professional and always
dead-on. The first song she sang (not at this
place, but it's just such a nice pic) made me
literally go: "whew". This is what she is
supposed to do for the rest of her life. This
is the city she should do it in, and only a
wandering mind could conjure up a reason to
not.
The other thing
that happens when you hear her perform is you
immediately understand what all those horrible lounge
singers are trying to emulate. I immediately thought
of the redhead in 'Lost in Translation' that is
nauseating. All the affectation and none of the soul.
I've seen so many bad lounge singers I guess it never
occured to me that they weren't all mimicing each
other - they just can't get into the jazz clubs.
Heh.
But we
sure could. Whenever I was done with a
4tvs show? It was at MOST Tee Jayes and then
certainly bed. Again, not for a vampire. And
I really am, like - 1 drink johnson. One jack
on the rocks... I'm good. 2 if I'm there for
like 3 hours or something... but goddamn, the
night never ended. It's 10:30, Saturday night
right now as I'm writing and I'm missing the
first part of her show - just to fucking
prepare myself for what comes after. LOL. I
haven't gotten more than 3 hours a sleep and
I'm in this constant haze. Amazingly
I ran 3 miles this morning just so I
could remember what life used to be like back
in LA.
So I think what
I'm trying to say here is, I'm out of place. I feel
like Sarah Palin right now. Trying desperately to find
the right words that will make the other vampires
think I belong for JUST long enough until it's
over. LMAO. Oh and speaking of which, I got shit
for not mentioning the VP debates and, well, there was
nothing to mention. She did fine. I mean, she's
still an embarrassment to women all over the country,
but she was nothing like the train wreck of the Couric
interviews. The shoutout was definitely
unbefuckinglieveable to me. This isn't a fucking
PTA meeting, you're running for vice-president of
the United States and we are in total MELTDOWN right
now as a country. This is serious shit. And the "Oh
i've only been at it 5 weeks" line made me stand
up. Like I was waiting for Biden to put his hands up
and say to the audience: "EXACTLY." LOL. So yeah,
I didn't mention it because really - not much to
mention. The mood has shifted and the economy was the
final nail. So I'm just enjoying the
ride...