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6:51 PM, Friday,
November 30th, 2007:
Johnson
Will
Garis
Carl
The Random
God
The
Happy God
The
November God
The
Number God
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RANDOM!!!
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HAPPY!!!
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NOVEMBER!!!
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NUMBER!!!
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A
4
Journey God Strike!!!
An event that has
only happened once before (although when there were
only 5 Gods it was a bit more impressive), there is a
4 Journey God strike. And good golly it's about time.
Now rarely is Hollywood this sincere. It's almost
always who you know and then everything gets put in
front of a funhouse mirror for TV. But I swear to
you this is what happened:
Donna
wanted to take down all the popcorn ceiling.
I warned her for months that not only is it
an incredibly difficult job, but it was most
definitely hiding flaws that we could not
handle ourselves. She was gonna get through
it and find herself over her head, we'd then
have to call someone in to redo every ceiling
in the house for thousands of dollars...and
we just don't have the money. When the
ceiling came down, and it was indeed hiding a
myriad of flaws, she proceeded to try and
"fix it" for days before curling her lip,
walking up to me with a little girl smile as
if to finally say: "I'm done, we have
to call someone." During which I had pulled
up the carpet against my better judgement,
the floors were a WRECK and we realized twice
that day... "We have to call someone." Before
we called someone Donna got an idea while
watching HGTV (a four letter word for me
until this point) to write into the show
"Over Your Head" about this very situation.
She told the whole story and admitted with
exhaustion "I'm in over my head."
They
agreed.
She got a call
back from a producer within days and after a couple
interviews and pics, they came by yesterday to tape
the first in a series of packages about our project
and are gonna help. Ha. There's still a few more steps
to go through, and we assume we won't start filming
the remodel until January, but the producer mt with
yesterday loved us and was completely positive. We
should get a final "yes" in about two weeks. How
ridiculously random is this? My thoughts past the
"glee" of it all are this:
It's kinda like a
crack dealer that owns a methadone clinic isn't it?
They're the reason this shit happened in the FIRST
place. LOL. "See how easy this is!" they yell. Then
you do it, destroy your home, and they go: "Awww, are
you in over your head? We can help that!" Hahahaha.
I'm joking of course because we're the benefactors of
it, but you can't help but laugh at the irony of it
all. It's certainly job security on their part. I'm
certain people will screw up their homes
specifically watching our episode. Ha.
But again, I'm
totally kidding - this is AWESOME and we really were
in over our heads. The other cool thing for Donna is
that this is gonna be a half hour show devoted to
HER. At the beginning one person in the couple
(me) sets it up - then the whole show is the other
person (Donna) getting help from the experts and doing
the project. Then I come back at the end in awe of her
expertise (when in reality the experts usually did it
all - lol). The reason it's so great for her (which
she just doesn't believe me on) is that it's just a
brilliant showcase of her being funny and attractive.
Something that is sorely missing from her current
acting reel. Woah, that sounds really shitty - Ha! No
the majority of her roles in South Africa were heavy
drama, abused drug addict stuff - looking absolutely
wretched... this will round it out showing a lighter
side and showing just how beautiful and personable she
is. To get this type of national exposure after having
your SS card for a matter of days is just
extraordinary. So keep your fingers crossed that they
liked the package and this moves ahead QUICKLY.
:-)
Now onto part two
of the incredible 700:
Ha!!!
So a
couple weeks ago Donna and I helpd out
Paddy with a short
film
he was putting together playing
newscasters reporting on the phenomenon of
"Baby Fighting". Couple days ago he emails
me and says it got picked up by wired.com
and they did a little article on it. :-)
How cool. Gotta love the internet man.
Donna
and I are actually gonna do a short
film about the game "Cranium" that
I wrote, and this actually got us
excited about putting that together. It's
fun working with her and in this one we
again don't play a couple (a la Up &
Adam) and it's quite fun. In all honesty I
don't think we look like a couple in the
LEAST on-camera. LMAO. Funny how that
works.
You think that's
it? You think the Journey Gods would let that be it?
Hell no. Check this out:
So
Crooked X signed a deal with MTV. They're
in the new videogame Rockband (think
Guitar Hero, but with drums, bass and
vocal), they're gonna have their own
special in the spring on MTV which will
act as their pilot for a full-fledged
reality show showing just how badass they
are, and are in talks with The Early Show
to do another story and performance. That
folks is why signing with the
McGhee-Proffer Media Group was such a big
deal earlier this year. When you have a
management company of their level behind
you - it is literally a few phone calls
and meetings away from big-time and these
kids just keep rockin' all the way to the
top. I couldn't be happier for
'em.
So
where do I come into all this? Well in the
old regime, I was the guy who would
take this over, but now of course it's up
in the air. I still have contacts at CBS
and we're trying to figure something out,
but as you know this would be quite the
reminder of how good the talent was on
Living Room Live and that ship has
sailed. It seems unthinkable to me
they wouldn't take ownership of this, but
stranger things have happened. Time will
tell.
I've also been
talking quite a bit with the people I worked with at
CBS trying to put something together for... well
something. Absolutely nothing concrete - but the
bottom line is we're all kind of in this weird space
and I have a feeling if we put our heads together
we all bring a piece of a pretty big pie. It all
stemmed from the "Screaming From the
Valley" entry (#696)
and me just telling them:
OH COME ON ALREADY. What are we sitting
on here? We'll figure something out. I have a
feeling it'll be an uphill battle to do this in
December, but - I hope by year's end I have a
pretty clear direction. We all know we were onto
something, it's just a matter of lining it
up.
So there you have
it. How on earth did this all come up? It's just crazy
how the round numbers work. For those who don't wanna
go search out the biggies:
100
- Last
entry of the first year. Yes incredibly the entire
year was exactly 100 entries.
200
- Getting a check in the mail for $1600 from a car
insurance dispute that saved me and
Jess.
300
- Adamazon.com. A hugely influential moment in the
Journey. Seeing how much I had accomplished so far
is probably what kept me going at a very difficult
time.
400
- Astoundingly this fell on April 1st and wass the
announcement that I legally changed my name to Adam
"4tvs" Kontras. All totally true at the time,
but we ended up not filing in California, and the
option was not there for Ohio. Oh well.
500
- 30 year fixed on the house. Staying in LA for
good.
600
- My mom finally visits after 7 years! Huge moment
for me. (CeBe introduced)
...and then a
plethora of ones that fell on tens throughout The
Journey. Well we owe it all to Carl, The Number God.
Hopefully he strikes again before 800. 750 would be
nice.