- 12:34 PM, Sunday,
June 16th 2024:
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- Goodness
I don't want to do this anymore.
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- Fixed the
alternator got the batteries replaced and the car is
running fine again... but still driving over an hour
on LA Freeways at night still sucks. A lot.
However, one thing made this fun.
OH WAIT THE TOW TRUCK DRIVER THIS FUCKING GUY.
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- So because it was
gonna be hot and I had some extra tows (I get
four 100 mile tows per year with AAA) I decided
to just tow it there and drive it back. This fuck
noise decided to ignore the GPS (and my pleading to
follow the GPS) and take the 405 because he knew
better.
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- Me: "I don't know
man, something's going on - it's like an extra 45
minutes longer on the 405. I really think we
should listen to this."
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- Him: "I always go
this way, we'll be fine."
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- Now - I left
like TWO HOURS of time so it didn't really
matter if it took an hour longer, but I was pretty
annoyed. ANd wouldn't you know - we get on the 405 and
the time goes UP. We're right at the Getty where we
could get off. I get an alert on my phone that
literally says "ROAD CLOSED.
GET OFF HERE." Fucker still wouldn't budge.
We've now added 90 minutes and then he goes past the
last exit and we're at a standstill and the arrical
time goes up one minute per minute we're there. My ass
is now going to officially be late. I got this
tow specifically to assure I got there and now
this. Stunned.
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- Wouldn't ya know?
Biden and Obama are in town and that's the issue -
they're coming from LAX to a fundraiser. After maybe
another 30 minutes they open the road back up and we
start moving and this cock waffle says "See, I told
you this would be faster."
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- Has a tow truck
driver ever been murdered? I wanted to murder a tow
truck driver. I love tow truck drivers. Honest to fuck
- some of my favorite people, always have great
conversations. I should know, I've had like 25 of
them in the last 7 years... nbut THIS guy. Anyway
- we get there on time (barely) and I was just
thankful. Also - I got my man Rusty a gig for the
party and it was a good time had by all. Gave me the
opportunity to have Rus introduce HIS Delorean as Doc
and I figured the VR180 crowd would enjoy
it...
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- The ride home was
uneventful, oh, and the reason I couldn't use my
truck and trailer was overnight parking. Nearly
impossible in my neighborhood to park a flatbed and
truck on the street and you can't drop-off after
closing with U-haul. So I can really only tow it if
it's a place putting me up overnight.
<shrugs>
But thank you to the Delorean Gods for making it
through another gig. Until VPP takes off...
I welcome the work.
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- Adam
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