- 2:33 PM, Friday,
June 9th, 2023:
- We are home.
Vienna and I have a pretty wicked outer ear
infection most likely due to the dity ass hot
- ...which seems
like a WONDERFUL introduction to the Baldi Hot
Springs video! LOL. Baldi Hot Springs were totally
badass, but yeah - not sure if it was here or in
Tamarindo where something wasn't super clean. No idea
how any of these pools are kept clean as it certainly
isn't chlorinated. I guess salt water? Who
- I also still
haven't seen any of the footage as all I've been able
to do is set-up the day one render. I'm breaking it up
so I can at least PEAK at some shit tomorrow.
<fingers crossed> Anyway - here's the
- Which I'm fairly
certain will have a BUTT thumbnail just to see if
it has any affect on the viewcounts. Totally by
accident. I was trying to go around this couple to get
a shot of all the hot springs at this hotel and they
went in front of me which meant I had to slow down on
HER ASS as we went up the stairs. I just hoped no
one saw me 'cause I felt like a total creeper...
Then I thought "let me redo that..." and realized that
it would make me look even MORE like a creeper if
I kept going because it's not like there's
ONE BUTT, it's just a lot of women in bikinis and
my ass is just filming. Strange situation. But yeah,
I'm gonna make that the thumbnail 'cause just MAYBE
it'll trick people into subscribing to my channel and
seeing some actual quality content. So fucking tired
of the constant stream of "sexy girl" content.
I've honestly never understood it. Either watch porn
or don't watch porn. Cannot for the life of me
understand why you'd watch twerking girls for 5
ANYWAY. This place was amazing and their water slides
were fucking CEMENT. And I have never been so battered
in my life on a slide. I made Cam go down the easy
slide multiple times to watch his form and made
certain he held that form completely into the water
before he attempted it. Then come to find out, at his
weight? It's not that bad. It's my fat ass that turns
it into an downright SHELLACKING. Talya tried it...
Vienna said fuck that and stuck to the normal
- But yeah,
cement!?!! DO they really not have plastic? Granted,
it's smooth... but holy fuck. Fun though. Honestly
felt relaxing even though it was an excursion to a
differnt hotel for the day. Had a nice (but insanely
expensive) buffet. Seriously everything in Costa Rica
was more expensive than LA. It was bizarre.
I think it's just where we were: isolated to the
tourist traps. Rooms were cheaper than LA though.
- Alright, by the
next entry I will have been able to review the
footage. Excruciating wait.