- 12:55 PM, Tuesday,
June 7th, 2022:
- Start with the
video... and then my biggest takeaways...
- First and
foremost: that sweet young woman is my daughter. The
Luau is where I saw that on full display - her
pierced ears and a dress and her hair up... she just -
she's growing up and it just melted my heart. And how
goofy she still is and so happy and fun. I adore
watching her come of age and I'm just so thrilled for
all the adventures she has coming up!!
- So the luau people
kinda pissed us off because there was no shade.
Apparently you paid extra for SHADE. And Vienna and
Talya are whiiiiiiiiiiiite. So we just stole some
seats and luckily got away with it.
Fuckers. Shade shouldn't be an upgrade you idiots. Or
that should be CLEARLY STATED.
- Anyway - I don't
know what the hell I was expecting but it was far
more "intimate" in my mind than whatever the fuck
this cattle call was. I know Karen was pissed too
because she booked it online without knowing and there
was this energy of - FUCKERS - at the
- And then the free
alcohol started flowing and who could care, right? The
show was fun and of course Cam saved the goddamn day
by getting up there and dancing. Everyone's mood
changed at THAT moment. Every family needs
a HAM and Cam is now that Ham. My ass is happy to
pass the baton.
- It's also a
massive pain to hold the big camera all the way zoomed
in without the incredible stability of the iPhone. And
yeah, I have to admit - UNLESS you need to
zoom in? I've wasted my money on those other big
XC-10s. The new iPhone trumps that fucker in every
way. Then again, that a was a$1500 camera in 2018 and,
well the iphone is like $1300 in 2022? Makes sense.
But the sensors on the iPhone Pro Max 13 or whatever
the fuck? Unbelievable. And the stability of the
floating lens shit... wow. Just unreal how good shit
looks. And how EASY IT IS. Holding that big
fucker was ROUGH.
- But, fun night.
The kids will remember it fondly and again, and I'm
just so happy I was able to sneak that video of
Vienna being goofy and being HER while waiting for her
food. That memory will be burned in my brain forever.
- <3 <3