- 11:16 AM, Monday,
March 29th, 2021:
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- What the shit is
this? I mean, what the shit... is this?
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- So we're WALKIN'
AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD. Getting our
exercise... enjoying the day. I'm kind of in front
with Cam, with Talya and Vienna right behind when
Talya says "oooh, looks like a bee hive." I do not see
a beehive...
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- ...because I'm
IMMEDIATELY STUNG UNDER MY EYE. So
throw out the lifetime of theories about leave 'em
alone, they'll leave you alone. So I immediately
run away and grab my eye when I still hear it
buzzing. I keep running and can
SEE THE SHADOW of the fucker still
above my head chasing me. How is that possible? I'm
waving like an Animal Crossing character when BOOM I'm
stung on my finger. What the fuck. Finally see the
stinger, it's all over - I proceed to run home
and get ice on it as I'm super worried about fucking
up my face now since I'm about to play 2010
Adam and that'll be difficult to pull off if I've
somehow ballooned my face and it's all saggy on one
side. Elasticity of skin after 40 ain't no joke. That
shit does NOT come back. LOL.
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- As you can see
from the video however, it did little as this is what
I was left with the following morning. It made for a
funny meme:
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- Goddamn, that's
CRAZY. BWAHAHAHAHA. And look at my
finger...
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- I mean,
I guess I'm allergic now? Like, that's not normal
for a bee sting right? And yes, if that was indeed
only one bee, it was a wasp or something - I'll go
check it out later and see if I can find out. But
still - that's a crazy reaction for a guy who has
never had an allergy.
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- So yeah, I'm here
to tell you that you can indeed just be walking down
the street... do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING... and still
get stung. I didn't walk OVER their nest -
their nest was in a TREE that I was walking PAST.
Goodness.
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- Just another story
in The Journey I guess...
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- Adam
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- PS - Yes, the
title was a little nod to the wonderful Beverly Cleary
who I adored and Vienna has ripped through during
quarantine. She read more than I even knew existed
when it came to Ramona books. What a legacy!!! Rest
well...
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