- 9:34 AM, Friday,
September 6th 2019:
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- GolfKon
tournaments have gone from events where the news came
out with to the equivalent of a card game amongst
buddies. A card game we only hold 6 times a year so we
really want to win. But, it's all in our head at this
point. We videotape the final hole so I at least have
something to put on the video leader board which...
well, now serves no purpose except to make newcomers
go "WOW."
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- So here's
this...
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- A comeback in a
grueling 36-hole contest that literally elicits
applause in 2015 gets a rousing "Yay." from Fred as he
blew his chance at a major. I'm torn though, because
I'm the only guy who can change any of this and I just
don't have the time. I want a hole-theming event for
Halloween next month and I can already tell you it
won't end up happening because I just have too
much other shit going on and zero help on the GolfKon
side.
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- But I had to
spotlight this moment. It's funny because if you
didn't know the history you'd think the blase reaction
was from the CREATOR always winning. Completely
unaware that I've been on a 6 year drought for this
event. It means so much to me to FINALLY win this
after getting my ass kicked since 2013. Matt has just
fallen off and now we're all contending again. Welcome
to parenthood dude. It's hard. But in a few years
you'll be back to normal and we'll all never win
again. So collect 'em while you can boys!
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- Except Steven.
Who, now 39 events in has yet to record one, freaking,
win. Bravo.
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- Adam
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