- 10:04 AM,
Wednesday, July 10th, 2019:
- So remember that
"Laguna Fortuna" entry in May? That reallly nice
client who let me stay at her gorgeous Laguna Beach
house while I waited for a tow? She offered the
house to my entire family for a couple of days while
she was gone so the kids could go to the beach and
have a fun time.
And while the mid-westerner in me kept
thinking: "Oh, she's just being nice. Nice
gesture, it would be rude to take her up on it..." I
finally just said: "Uhm, yeah that would be amazing
and I am absolutely going to take you up on that." I
texted her a few weeks ago and the offer still stood
and just like that we have a nice little family
- Of course this
came directly after the events of the previous entry
that will remain locked most likely until my death.
Haven't had to do that in like a decade. Suffice to
say, although we are always the most over-anxious
house guests on the planet (how can you not be with a
5 and 6 year-old), now we are in a
STRANGER'S HOME that is so remarkably not a
toddler house that I actually did find myself
tip-toeing at times. LMAO. For no reason, just because
I wanted to make sure it looked untouched. Jesus
that's hard. I believe we did it. And I believe
the kids had a wonderful time at the
- ...our lives are
really strange. Like, I watch this from the kid's
perspective and it's so bizarre. We go on all of these
weird adventures inadvertently thanks to
RentTheDelorean.com and you don't really process it
until it's over. And now we're about to get on a plane
to France for another 5 days. Granted, the kids aren't
coming to that but they will be soon enough and you
barely have time to grasp WHY this is all
happening. It all starts with that car. Granted, I
certainly squeeze out the opportunities better than
most who have that car but make no mistake, that
fucker is the foundation.
- After the beach we
took the kids minigolfing at the Karate Kid "Golf
& Stuff" location which somehow cost $50.
Funny. I mean, this is completely me and Talya
feeling bad for leaving the kids with Oma for a few
days so we just fill every second with
MCCARTNEY SEAWORLD BEACH MINIGOLF MOVIES
so they don't notice it as much. That's probably
coming to an end though as we really won't be going
back overseas without them. I assume when they're
both past 10 years old. We'll see!
Oh and if we die in a horrible plane crash just watch
that "Remember Me" video from the last time we did
this and cry your fucking eyes out I guess. That
is indeed the strange part about documenting your life
like this. You realize every entry could be your last
and you have no idea what to say.
- C'est La Vie.
C'est La Mort.