11:17 AM, Friday, November 24th, 2017:
OK, I've taken out too many minutes of this already. I can't keep cutting out how funny these little kids are to me. I do want to think about other people viewing it, but I also want people to feel what it's like to spend time with them when they're not cut into edible segments.
Please don't eat my children.
Anyway, enjoy...
I would also be remiss if I didn't address what I woke up to this Thanksgiving morning which now seems to be just a wild miscommunication, but nonetheles in the pre-coffee fog rocked me to my core and entered a place in my heart/head that I may never properly process. I'm mentioning it here so I never forget it, but it's clearly not for public consumption.
Don't worry mom and dad, I will tell you if you ask.