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9:47 AM, Saturday, December 24th, 2016:
 
I knew it was funny, but I wasn't sure if it was funnier because I know my mom. I mean, clearly it is - but is it funny to people that know this as "generic mom"? Looks like it...
 
A little less than a week ago Defy Media contacted me to license "My Mom Watches VR Porn". They think they can get the clip on TV (Tosh.0, etc.) Willing to give us up front money and a majority cut of future licensing deals. Pretty stunning in all honesty because I always presumed that once you post something on YouTube - it's just public domain. Guess the laws around that have changed? I have no idea. Never really thought about copyright with my stuff - I just share it. I've probably lost some money with that attitude, but I just produce and share. Produce and share. Someone comes along and thinks they can make money? Great... but I don't want to produce from The Journey with money in mind. Kills the point. It's why I can still do the Journey as we're about to enter year 18: I just document my life creatively because it's therapy. Of course, after this video I may need some. Heh.
 
Right off the bat they threw it on a few sites they run and voila: 120,000 views. Saved a couple (there's over 200) from around the world because it's still crazy to see my mom going viral.
The main site Defy Media works with. which lead to evvvvvvverything
 
 
...and then it went across the world...
 
Spain? Argentina? Could be a bunch of places really...
 
I think this is Belgium due to the .be extension...
 
Pretty sure that's Japan...
 
Croatia (thanks Google)
 
Also Japan? Fairly certain it's not China...
 
Russia! I know that one...
 
Greece! I know that one...
 
Somewhere in the Ukraine? Not sure but I'm not kidding there's well over 200 different sites and over 150 countries!
 
 
I presume this will plateau around 200,000 unless it does actually get on Tosh.0 at which point it will easily surpass a million. Then again, ya never know. Some things do organically grow over time. But alot of it is distribution. Simple as that. All of my viral "hits" took work. Posting on message boards, bumping, emailing to press, etc. Every once in awhile I do a video I think is worthy of that. Kinda nice to see someone else do the work. And hey - I get to set up a "money for flights to LA" fund for my momma. Interesting wrinkle in copyright law: if you shot it you own it. Doesn't matter if it's not you in the video. For legal purposes, surely you want to get permission - but all the licensing people care about is who shot it and who owns it. They pay THAT person, period. It's up to you to do good by the subject, etc. Which of course, in this case - she gets it all. LOL. Sheeeeeeeeeeeit, she's a star in that video. I'm honestly just happy to spotlight her sense of humor and how her brain works. She's blisteringly funny at her best. Outside of the box thinking... and actual, real, timing. "There's a scar on her knee" is improv at it's finest. Man, I need to repost our conversation from 2013. I hate doing that, but shit - 100 entries a year, I get one easy goddamnit:
 
 
Whew. Love that. It's hitting me why I'm so comfortable doing interviews with celebrities even with difficult subject matter: it's how my mom talked to me my whole life. Matter-of-fact, honest and absolutely zero concern for the repercussions of that honesty. Oh, I have it while EDITING said conversation... but that's because now I'm a viewer. In the moment I'm just that: in the moment. In the George Wendt interview I end with a piece basically calling him old and out-of-touch. It's done somewhat tongue-in-cheek... but there's a familiarity to the exchanges that isn't fucking there! I had met him 30 minutes prior. It's this weird skill I guess I never put my finger on and frankly? It will hamper my career. There are absolutely subjects that will NEVER do an interview like this. It's a power play and they demand some respect and I absolutely have respect for them... but you can't have a real conversation like that. It turns into a Tonight Show conversation where you're just lobbing up a set of 5 questions they know are coming so they can do their shtick. I can't do that. I mean, if I had to I could play the part, it's just another job, but there's no passion there for me. I always imagine eventually having a discussion with Obama in this manner. You just say at the beginning: "If I actually process who you are, I'll be in the fetal position so I'm gonna stick to what we have in common: we're both dads." ...and just go from there. It might seem disrespectful but the end result would feel more organic. Ok, rambling.
 
Anyway - it's Christmas Eve and Talya and I are going to the Rams game and then watching Christmas stuff with the kiddos tonight!!!! YAYYYYYYYY. Haven't been this excited for Christmas since I was 7 or 8. Soooooooooooo awesome.
 
Merry Christmas!
 
Adam
 
12/27 UPDATE: Had to throw these last two in 'cause they were so crazy...
 
I think this is in Coastal Swahili?!?! Cool!
 
Slovakia!! :-)