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Entry unlocked 05.24.26
 
 
2:25 PM, Sunday, April 17th, 2016:
 
ANNNNNNNNNNNND HERE COMES THE CRAZY. This will be locked like a MUTHA FUCK so AWAY WE GO. Let's do a timeline so I can collect my fucking thoughts.
 
-Monday, March 28th - meeting where they pitch me two ideas (actually, 2 genres) they think would work. Ask me to send them info and ideas, I do so on Wednesday the 30th. They respond with: "We will review and get back to you really soon:)" That is still the last I've heard from any of them.
 
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- A week later, now Wendesday the 6th, out of exhaustion from hearing nothing I write: "So I kinda can't stop thinking about these concepts, show titles and seeing the shows play out in my head... is there any time frame for this I should be waiting for? I'm pretty anxious to bounce ideas off everyone..." To which, again, I hear nothing and write the last entry from the Saturday AFTER that pretty much letting it go... but wondering who owns these ideas? I added EVERY DETAIL AND held back some good shit. Uhm...
 
-On Friday morning, the 15th, honestly out of an ornery sense of "how much more obvious can I make it that you're being unprofessional and this is ridiculous" I write:
 
Subject: Did I misunderstand?
 
Hey everyone,
 
It's occurring to me I may have misunderstood... I thought we were throwing ideas back and forth, trying to get a pitch ready for Jeff? Are you guys just doing all that on your own and THENNNNNNNNN if it's a go we start developing the ideas?
 
...because man, my mind is REELIN' ready to go after our meeting nearly 3 weeks ago. Just let me know! I really am confused as to this process...
 
Adam
 
And remember, with my hand-dandy sidekick app I know EXACTLY when different people read these emails. All 4 opened it within an HOUR on Friday. Still nothing.
 
To which now, even if they do respond?!??!? Do I really want to work with them? I get being back-burnered, shit is hectic and I'm a low priority - but you don't develop talent like this. Come on. YOU PITCHED ME FERFUCKSAKE. I'm kinda interviewing YOU. And I gave you a ton of stuff with ZERO response. Why am I doing YOUR work? How can you possibly not respond with ONE sentence in all of this time? There's 4 of you.
 
I think it comes down to this, you let them drown. HA! That's the entry video. You just let them drown and move on. As we learned in 2009 you need a DEAL to get a DEAL and then you go back with the offer to the original peeps and put THAT fire under them. What's odd here of course is that THEY brought me in. They wanted to develop two shows around ME. So ANSWER AN EMAIL. This is 2016 man. DID YOU RUN OUT OF YOUR FREE HOURS ON AOL? WHAT THE SHIT. UGH.
 
I need to call Mark and see what he thinks. I think we just take my two ideas and run the same way he did with Hats & Minigolf. They can't own the GENRES they pitched me, I added EVERY SINGLE DETAIL about the show for fuck's sake. It's my goddamned backyard and car - let them sue me, I guess. Only thing I ever signed was the inital contract to allow them to VIEW the Hats & Minigolf reel. Then they said they passed. <shrugs> Oh well. It's clear, I move on and get another production company to do this shit and let Collins Avenue drown. What a year so far.
 
 
I don't mean to skimp and use an old song, but holy shit sometimes an old song is what has to happen next. I'm tying everything together with that bullshit when I dealt with Comedy Central, Weller-Grossman, 3 Arts and Paradigm. Thankfully I have other things to focus on but I can't help but ask myself if I really, really want this. A big part of me feels like I find a production company that wants to bust ass and move mountains no matter how small. That's me actually.
 
I'll see what Mark says. At least I know he's honest.
 
Adam