- 12:11 PM, Sunday,
October 26th, 2014:
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- I have a
little Kobe in me. I never make excuses for not
performing at my peak. But there's no denying the
month I've had, how sick I am, how exhausted I
am... and how much I want to curl up into a ball
and sleep.
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- ...not that a 2
year old and a 10 month old would let me do that.
Which is yet another one of the mounting reasons why I
could barely even show up yesterday.
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- I'm writing this
the day after the tournament, although the video
surely won't be done for another couple of days
because of a Hats & Minigolf episode later today.
I just have to get it out now so I can clear my
head for all the preperation that is this new show -
which is whoopin' my ass.
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- We'll start off
with my dumbass cousin comin' here 2 weeks ago, sick
as fuck and making the whole family sick and we've
been battling it ever since. Then add in the pure
exhaustion of the amount I've produced in 30 days (4
Hats & Minigolf episodes that could easily be 45
minutes a piece, but only painstaking story-telling
editing got them to 25... AHHHHHH) plus everything
else, the meetings - the kids, the sick and screaming
kids - oh and to top it all off? The busiest month in
the history of RentTheDelorean.com. The website is
working well and I'm literally just fielding calls
now. It's crazy. I think I've done 5 gigs this
month? Oh and Cam is up every 3 hours. Talya takes the
brunt of that, but I'm a bad sleeper to begin with so
once I'm up? I'm up. Literally to the point
where yesterday, Matt & Dean show up and I'm like
"Yeah, we're not ready yet" because I was only 2
hours into my 3 hour clean-up time because I was
on my BACK the entire morning/afternoon. I cannot
remember a time where I've done so much on so little
energy. Remember this Adam, this is the most fucked up
month of your life. Of ALLLLL the times for
H&M to take off, right? And tonight? Episode
5.
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- Whew.
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- OK, I literally
just used every excuse in the book as to why
I barely showed up today, but it's the truth. I
have never shot worse than a (-3) in my life in these
tournaments and I shot a (+3) and then had to
still shoot everything else. And at some point I'm
gonna edit this, and... OMFG. I'm dead. I'm so dead.
So at some point in the future the video link will go
here:
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- Now I can
report that we did eclipse $5000 for the year for
charity and that's incredible. As I gear up for the
2015 season I'll give everything the right amount of
exposure but now, I'm trying to stay
alive.
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- NONO BABY!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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- Yes, Cameron just
looked at Vienna. Her response is non-stop. For fuck's
sake if this kid can handle Vienna he'll be the best
life partner for any woman that comes his way. Vienna
abslutely loses her shit around him...
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- ...and then sits
and laughs with him for 20 minutes. It's so... well,
so exactly like women.
GODDAMNIT THAT'S MISOGYNIST BUT FUCK IT'S TRUE.
Her emotions are like TICKS of a CLOCK. Every
fucking hour it changes and you can barely take any of
them seriously. Oh you're screeching at the top of
your lungs because Cameron's EYES are open!? Of
course you are. Tell me when it's 3pm. Oh now he's the
cutest thing you've ever seen and you're actually
GIVING him your water bottle? Brilliant honey.
Why even show me this? Why even show me you're capable
of being sweet? I'd rather assume you're just Lucifer
and this is how it's gonna be. Then you throw the
sweet thing in and melt my heart to the point of
tears.
AHHHHH.
NOTHING PREPARES YOU FOR THIS SHIT.
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- lol
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- GolfKon. Yeah.
Season 2 is over, Matt is clearly the winner and we'll
deal with all of that shit next year right before we
start season 3. For now I continue to prepare for the
Dean Hats & Minigolf and try desperately to drink
enough caffeine to walk, but not enough to make my
heart explode. I'm fairly certian I'm walking a thin
line there.
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- 2014. Leave now.
Love ya, pulled off a ton of shit, but I'm done now.
Thanks.
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- Adam
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