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9:18 PM, Thursday, January 5th, 2012:
 
All I could think the past 3 days is that we have to terrorize our children by taking them here and boring the ever-loving shit out of them. I can already hear them talking to their friends. "OMG we're going to Solvang where mom and dad went on their honeymoon back in 1990 or something. It's the worst." I kinda really want to be the Griswolds, except my idea of a vacation is doing absolutely nothing... somewhere else in the world. So I have my work cut out for me. Here is Solvang:
 
 
 I meant the tongue of the shoe. Seriously. What did you think?
 
;)
 
So not really a honeymoon as much as a few days break without any responsibilities (which my house always is because there's always something I can fix) laying around and eating. A lot. I gained 12 pounds people. At the wedding I was 172, I came back at 184. Y'all have no idea how fucking hard it is for me to maintain my 155 "Comedy Central" size. It's just ridiculous. But, I'll start running again and I'll get into the 160s in a month or so. Or I won't. <shrugs>
 
I wanted to take this entry however to thank a couple people associated with the wedding that I never got the chance to in the entries...
 
Rhonda Beer (officiant)
 
Was this a friend of the family? Someone that knew Talya for years? No. We met her once and hired her on the spot. Still not realizing how personal she would make the day feel and really... just how good she was at improving and feeling the moments. She could tell Talya and I were having fun and madly in love and she just went with it. Her huge smile lit up the room and after the ceremony she wasn't done. She was directing stuff left and right, making sure we were taken care of (even handing us the napkin for the hora dance), she really, really, really helped make the day special. She will forever be in our favorite video ever and again, I cannot thank her enough. If you're in California and need a non-denominational officiant, pleeeeeeeeeeease look up Rhonda.
 
Matt Gudis (DJ)
 
I don't think I've ever liked any wedding DJ. Most are serviceable but something usually turns me off at some point in the night. Probably has something to do with being around my father who DJ'd for years. And when picking our DJ, ya kinda just have to go with recommendations but when meeting with Matt, he was likeable and knowledgeable. What we got however was someone with a perfect read of the crowd on what to play, how to get things going, how to direct the crowd during ceremonial dances and simply directing the entire night. People were always dancing and on a Wednesday night? That's very impressive. Again, if you're in California and need a DJ, don't hesitate to contact Matt.
 
Andrew Thomas (videographer)
 
When the "professional" wedding photographer got the day wrong and came 3 hours late missing all the family pictures and the outdoor pictures we had planned? Andrew saved the day by not only shooting the wonderful phone call to said photographer, but he took some outdoor pictures for us that will be the only ones we ever have...
 
 
Thank you so much...
 
Of course there were tons of people that made that day special, but I really felt the need to highlight those 3 because quite simply? They were pointed out to both me and Talya for being exceptional throughout the night. The DJ especially.
 
So now we get back to normal life and try our best to not constantly flaunt our happiness. We're not ashamed of it by any means, but we're both much more than our relationship and we're ready to get working on those aspects... and sharing those with you as opposed to the constant: "HOLY SHIT WE'RE SO GODDAMN HAPPY WITH OUR LIVES". :) I'm sure plenty of you are looking forward to that.
 
;-)
 
Adam